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i had lunch with some of my students yesterday and they told me that facebook has a feature actually called "stalking" whereby you can follow the postings and activities of someone, unbeknownst to them. creepy. why not just have a feature called "rape"?

and fwiw, i dont think i want to touch schwa's hair.

too smart sometimes. for sure, herding is right. we like to play "poke the kitty" with our two cats, but her favourite "trick" is to let us know she's pissed that we've gone out for the evening. she grabs something from the trash, rips it up, and leaves it exactly in the middle of the kitchen floor. and she does it in the first five minutes after we leave and then heads off to bed. never any damage, but message received.

we'd love to have a video camera to see what goes on in the house all day with them.

is daisy a doodle?

great idea about playing during storm time. makes perfect sense, from a skinnerian point of view.

this is our dog, Dylyn, a Lab X Border Collie. she doesnt like storms. but she does like sniffing ...

i have a friend who had one jack russell and figured the best way to calm her down was to get another one ... didnt work.

Like A Virgin In My Pants

George W. Bush

Dude Looks Like a Lady in My Pants

ive had too much coffee this morning ...

except The Who were in their forties when they first announced their retirement.

but they played like they were in the 60's

talkin' bout which generation?

nonsense.

the boys will never stop. keith will die while performing on stage (although it will take mick until the encore to notice).

fercrisake kids, go outside and play ball or something. y'all spend was too much time on your facespace thingamajigs.

ride a bike, skip rope, play hopscotch, but get off the compooders!

quickly reading the title, i thot it said:

"Blind Woman Nailed in One Hole"

teehee

who is to say i am not seinfeld?

but, can u dance like Elaine?

...or was it Frontier Town?

... the only thing better than going to Frontier Town is getting out of Frontier Town (alive) ...

and yet he never remembers when we meet again...

like goldfish in a bowl

do random anonymous sexual encounters in bus station bathrooms count?

256. Songs that mention your name..

1. Dylan - Sara

2. Monty Python - Brian Song

3. The Who - Cousin Kevin (i'm nothing like him!)

4. Chuck Berry - Johnny B. Goode

5. Bruce McCulloch - Daves I Know

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the seats are pretty small ...

who the hell is Neutral Milk Hotel? couldn't agree more about STP and The Smiths, but I actually like Sugar better than Hüsker Dü and I think a Talking Heads reunion would be like watching nails on a blackboard. ive grown to dislike how badly byrne treated the others, and have lost a lot of respect for the man, genius that he is.

LOL, indirectly snuck the fact in that it's not actually true, eh, Kev?

90. Theme: Songs About or Mentioning Mountains (Sure, a little self-indulgent, perhaps.)

1. Frank Zappa - Billy the Mountain

2. Ryan Adams - Magnolia Mountain

3. John Denver - Country Roads

4. The Grateful Dead - Fire On The Mountain

5. Marshall Tucker Band - Fire On The Mountain

6. Earl Scruggs - Foggy Mountain Breakdown

7. Edvard Grieg - Hall of the Mountain King

8. Allman Brothers Band - Mountain Jam

9. Leftover Salmon - Pasta on da Mountain (for FREE)

10. Dolly Parton (has 2 mtns of her own ) - My Tennessee Mountain Home

11.The Grateful Dead- New Speedway Boogie (AGAIN)

12. Kate Bush – King of the Mountain

255. Songs mentioning Mountains (literal or metaphorical)

1. Jane's Addiction - Mountain Song

2. Pink Mountaintops - I (fuÇk) Mountains

3. Neil Young - Sugar Mountain

4. Bob Dylan - Bear Mountain Picnic

5. The Grateful Dead - Mountains Of The Moon

6. Elvis Presley - You Gave Me a Mountain

7. Erasure - River Deep Mountain High

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thanks guys - some interesting reading. i actually use toothpaste and, as strange as it sounds, it works. i would never want to use hydrogen peroxide on my animals (or myself for that matter) out of fear of severely burning their eyes and skin - although it is an effective treatment.

toothpaste is recommended by people I know at Ontario Veterinary College at UGuelph because it actually emulsifies the skunk oil and allows it to be rinsed off the hair AND its non-toxic, for them and me. just lather up with white (not gel) tootpaste and wash and rinse a couple of times. most shampoos either simply mask the smell temporarily or rinse off most, but not all, of the oil. toothpaste removes virtually 100% of the oil.

regardless, not a fun thing to do on a friday night.

got sprayed by a skunk last night ... again.

what a huge hassle that was, is, and will continue to be for weeks. ugh. :crazy:

twice now for the cat and twice before for the dog. im actually getting good at this clean-up deal, but its never fun.

other people (ahem) routinely do 110kph to 130kph on hwy 6 between hamilton and guelph where the limit is an impossibily slow 80kph, so going 50kph over the limit isn't all that out of the question.

i just hope im not the test case - but ah, ... think of the street cred i'd have ...

#255 Songs about going to a show (concert) as a performer.

1. ACDC - It's a long way to the top(If You Wanna Rock and Roll)

2. Jackson Browne - The Load-Out

3. Queen - Let Me Entertain You (featuring Freddie Mercury, the best male rock and roll singer of all time)

4. 13 Days - J.J. Cale

5. Woodstock - Joni Mitchell

6. Grand Funk Railroad - We're an American Band

7. The Who - Long Live Rock

8. Billy Joel - Piano Man

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[color:purple]and dont think I will forget you bastards cutting me off the last list ... as much as I stole the track from AD, I do think that Free IS the only song the masses would ever have heard of Phish on the radio, AND its way too poppy to be "representative" of the band.