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phishtaper

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  1. lots of branches on a big birch tree on my front lawn have snapped off. everything is covered in ice. my dog didnt even want to go out to pee.

    today is s self-imposed snow day for me. I aint going nowhere. good luck to all that have to venture out in this. its very very icky here in guelph.

    beautiful, but dangerous.

  2. theme: In Sickness And In...Well, In Sickness: Songs about disease, sickness, and personal injury

    1. Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band

    2. The Disco Biscuits - Therapy

    3. Ween - Spinal Meningitis (Got Me Down)

    4. Led Zeppelin - In My Time of Dying

    5. Talking Heads - Psycho Killer

    6. Grateful Dead - Black Peter

    7. Phish - Down With Disease (duh!)

    8. Woody Guthrie - Dust Pneumonia Blues

    9. Frank Zappa - Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?

    10. Bob Dylan - Disease of Conceit

    11. Bauhaus - Sanity Assassin

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  3. its strange out there ... last night on the way home from Hammer to Guelph, there were at least four of maybe twenty stations that were closed.

    had a very surreal feel to it all. i have a very bad feeling we should get used to this.

  4. man it must be hard keeping your online personas straight when your real life ones aren't....

    no, apparently they are gay and are from gaytown, or is that gayville? :/ but my guess it that it would more likely be gay city, with lots of gay starbucks and fabulous gay furniture stores ...

    and yes, momma did warn me ...

    BAIT.jpg

    but sometimes ya just cant help yerself, or want to ...

  5. Word ... it's a great program ...

    Alexis ... Do not panic. RUN, dont walk! to the nearest source of water. Flush your face thoroughly with fresh, cold water. Sit down and take several deep breaths. What you are experiencing is called “MS-itisâ€. It is an insidious form of mind manipulation that occurs when one is forced to use bad, user-unfriendly, monopolistic software.

    In time, you will learn that life doesn’t have to be this way. You will gain confidence and eventually be able to stand up and say “I am an MS-holic and I Hate Wordâ€. But, baby steps and care are required at this stage. You will come to recognize that you do have major and frequent problems with MS products. Don’t sugar coat it. We are all friends here and all of us were also in a state of denial at one point. We are here to help you get through this difficult time. But ultimately, the quest is yours. You must break free of the brainwashing that Word is good.

    ;)

  6. Spacey songs or songs about space or spacemen:

    1. Klaatu - Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft

    2. The Disco Biscuits - Astronaught

    3. Sun Ra - Space is the Place

    4. Frank Zappa - Conehead

    5. Kula Shaker - Mystical Machine Gun

    6. Rush - Cygnus X-1

    7. Boney-M - Nightflight to Venus

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    *** don't repeat these ***

    #13 Songs about spacemen:

    1. Jimmy Swift Band - Astronauts attempting to take off their spacesuits so that they may copulate

    2. Jimi Hendrix Experience - Third Stone From The Sun

    3. Bif Naked - Spaceman

    4. David Bowie - Space Oddity

    5. The Good Ole Grateful Dead - Dark Star

    6. Deep Purple - Space Truckin

    7. Elton John - Rocket Man

    8. Belle and Sebastian - A Space Boy Dream

    9. Galactic - Space Headz March

    10. Astral Projection - Flying Into A Star

    11. Prince - Space

    12. Funkadelic - Maggot Brain

    Cool new format

    Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard the starship boney m

  7. Actually, there are a lot of things students can do that tick me off ...

    like when their grandmother keeps dieing ... again, and again ... ?

    or, when they see you in the hall after they skipped a a class and suddenly begin limping, or coughing, or grasping frantically at their chest ... ?

    or, my personal favourite ... "hey, maybe we could come to an arrangement about my grade".

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