Magnum

Those pix are gold.

Two big thumbs up SmoothedShreddar rocks tha T-Dot.

Everytime I come down to the gypsy with TC or Rick he always makes us feel at home. Even more significant is the fact that he is not intimidated by my short shorts. William is a man's man. That's the test

Who's talkin' 'bout me?

...don't interrupt...can't you see I'm about to score with this hottie!

Since when did Tom Selleck start talking like Nelly.

Hey don't go hatin' on Nelly! Me and him are tight.

You know why?.......'Cause we both make it Hot in Here! Especially for the ladies.

Caliente, Picante, Chaud, On Fire! Holla!

That's right Smoothedshredder. Downstairs that night is Paul Randolph, kickin' out the Detroit techno-Funk. And the only thing funkier than that, is Magnum's hi-cut nuthuggers after running the Ironman. So you know my sexy mustashed ass will be there!

where's Magnum when you need him!

Right here biaaatch! Hey listen close, this man's man never left, ya heard?!

Don't be talkin' samck about Thomans Magnum or my package will fight you. Oh it won't be tender!

[color:brown]Magnum here...I'm posting this show for my bitch ass sometimes friend The Chameleon, even though he smoked all the weed he was supposed to sell for me, and we had a little tiff on the board.

I decided to help him out anyway, as his computers is on the firtz. After all it's X-mas and 'tis the season for forgiveness and hot ladies, and ballhugging shorts. So here's his post.

Maybe all the bloof is rushing to my head after being cut off from my lower half due to my sexy yet constricting dress. I'll have to bear it though....It's all about being a sexy slueth..

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[color:blue]BREAKFEST: NYE EDITION

Saturday, Deceber 31st, 2005

[color:green]the Chameleon Project

alongside some of the city's finest breakbeat DJs.

The DJ's for the night are:

* The Electrician

* TheDirtBikeKid

* Kid Funky J

* Phat Trick

* Rafunk

+Morbio (5 man comedy crew)

This night will take place on the 2nd floor of the Elmo. (464 spadina Ave.)

Cover will be $10 all night

Chameleon Project plays from 12midnight 'til 1:30am.

The Chameleon Project will be perfoming a special improvised breaks set!

Music samples: http://www.chameleonproject.com/music/Drum%20&%20Bass%20Jam%20-%20LIVE%20-%20Chameleon%20Project.mp3

http://www.chameleonproject.com/music/Chameleon%20Project%20-%20LIVE%20-%205.13.05.mp3

Thanks Girl. Magnum apprciates a fine lady like your self who'll stick up for this P.I.

Look THe Chameleon can't handle his liquor so he got got! You know what I mean sister!

Listen if there is one thing I learned from 'Nam it's "trust no one and never fall aspleep on watch." So he snoozed and lost.

Besides I fronted him a 1/4 of my personal Maui wowie which I needed him to sell in T.O. so I could pay Higgins back for some repairs I need to make to the Ferrari. So, I front him the killer dank and his fuckin' dreadlocked ass smoked it all!

Payback's a bitch! Don't get high of my supply punk! Magnum don't play.

Everyone in this thread (except livingstoned + Basher) is an alter ego of The Chameleon including Jaydawg. It all makes sense now.

Oh don't you wish. Wouldn't it be easy to beleive I was just a simply creation. You know that hurts .

Just becasue I'm harry and Hansome and love the Tigers dosen't mean I don't have feelings.

Magnum's gonna go watch the Army/Navy game drink a Micaloeb Lite and put in some me time.

Don't hate me 'cause I'm Magnum!

Livingstoned..I wouldn't even touch that Randy. He's Mr.Lahey's and I don't want to start that bitch fight.

Besides even if Magnum did swing that way..I could do much better than that Randy.

Come on it' the Magnum baby.

I've seen both Mule and Big Sugar play I'm a Ram, and I find Big Sugar's version waaaaay better. Much tighter and more rockin'. The Rev. Green would be proud. And deaf.

AD

I would agree Big Sugar's I'm a ram is on point and tighter!

I like the mule and have seen my fare share of shows, but I really hate that ever since the "Drivin' Rain" with James Hetfield, the crowd is always filled with 97.7 cock rock listeners, spillin' beer and talking during songs they don't like. That really sucks.

But the band is good. :crazy:

I'm talkin' 'bout LT. Tanaka.

He's a non nosense flatfoot from Honalulu PD. Kind of like Mr. Myagi with a gun.

Whoa whoa whoa!

Magnum's not touching this Randy...

or even this Randy..

So don't even go there. Magnum is strictly a lady killer.

P.S. I'd do the fat cowboy Trey girl but only if I got to do all his/her friends at the same time. Kinda like finshishing evewrything on you plate to get to desert...only the food is booty.

[color:gray]So all you T.O. ladies missed the boat..Magnum has got a hot-nasty-juicy-fantastic thang, going on with an oriental love temptress named "Inslaki" (which is Cantonease, for flexable an weak for well coiffed hairy men.)

Anyways we've been gettin' it on and slappin skins and listenig to my Barry white collection. Everything is going great.

But, then I tell her I'm going to Toronto, to the gypsy to see Lazlo and the Chameleon Project and she's all...why?...who are you going to see? Why can't I come? She's might be entering the cling zone. Magnum can't have that!

I like her and all but, she's got to slow her role. Magnum is too macho for one woman. And ya' know I think she's just down for the chest hair and the Ferrari. You know Magnum has thoughts and feelin's too even thought he is a slice of hunk cheescake.

So, because I don't want her to get to attached too soon I have to establish my independence early. Hence, I'm ready to grind it up and lay down my game on some unsuspecting gypsy hunnie Friday night at the Gypsy. Nothin' crass just velvety smooth Thomas Magnum charm and maybe some heavy petting.

Then I'll take pictures (tasteful..very artsy) of me workin' it on the dance floor with some fresh mama and that'll make Inslaki jelous, so when I get home she'll be all over me.

What can I say I'm a heartbreaker...but I can lay the pipe.

See you at the Gypysy!

Any more bumps like that and I'll report you to LT. Tanaka of 5-0.

What is the deal with this? I just can't see the cross promotion being that huge a score. Very weird and niche market.

Tell ya what if you buy some Sergio Valente jeans that are two sizes two tight and hug your ass like a stripper on a salary..then I'll add youto the Magnum mailing list.

I'll update you on my Island schenanigans and all the fine ladies I make it with as well as proper chest hair and mustache grooming.

That's how I do. Who wants in?

Magnum's ready to bust loose this Friday.

Boy oh boy I tell ya'..it's been rough out on the Estate recently. I think Higgins has male PMS or something.

He's all Thomas this and Magnum that. Walk the lads, you can't have the Ferrari, rake the leaves. It's egnough to make a hansome P.I. go crazy.

So I'm headed for the Gypsy this weekend to shake booty and haul ass! If ya know what I mean. Who's with me?

And if Higgins tells me to do one more chore I'm gonna blow up his model popsicle suspension bridge! He hates that.

Do they have covossier at the Gypsy?

I should hpe so! I thought this joint was civilized! What gives?

Whatever magnum will pourin' the Chris'

What is the deal on Lazlo Hollyfled? Are they tropical? Will this P.I. dig it.?

Hope so.

TC is being a bitch and doesn't want to take the copter out until I pay him for gas.

Whatever, I'll be there anyways! Magnum will not be detered!

Hey Jawydawg, how about this for an upcoming Gypsy show.....

You see me Rick and TC have been working up this Jimmy Buffett meets Little Feat folk-rock Beach jam project.

We call ourselves the Hawaiin Nutthugger Trio.

Basically it's us three; Magnum on guitar on vocals, TC on the Bongos and Rick on the bass. Sometimes we let higgins jam on the tasmbourine if his bitch ass doesn't just start rambling on an on....you know him..

Anyways, we get up there in our short-shorts all tanned to the max and sing love songs for the ladies with an Island feel. Then ever second song I rip into a screamin' hair-metal solo that lasts for about 32 chorus or something.

Kind of like Jack Johnson, but with testicles. What do you think? PM if you want to book us, our calender is filling up fast as you can imagine.

What time does the Chameleon Project go on? I have to back time my drive from the Robin' Nest. Better yet maybe I'll get TC to fly us in. That way Magnum can suck back the cervezcas and get randy!

Hoez you say?

How well does it sync up with "The Wizard Of Oz"?

Aloha,

Brad

It sinks up exactly they timed it that way specifically.

I'll come to your show but only if you play my theme song!

Wow. This is a real shame .

Link Wyaw was a true original and his early dark rock anthem "The Rumble" forever changed modern rock. He will be missed. Without him my theme music may never have come to pass.

Play on Ray...wherever you may be.