gentlemonkey

bouche likes em young.

i have a bad habit of checking out newmember profiles.. the newest 'dakota' made me laugh..

It is sick. but moreso the reverend is a picture of everything that is wrong with the world. Deception behind the veil of religion. specifically targeting people who don't know better or are so desperate for a miracle that they take a chance on this fuckers. some more choice quotes that i've remembered..

"this is the new prophecy"

"feel the healing power of jesus through me"

"you ARE dying, this can save your life"

i just find it so insane, when it's on i feel like i have to watch it for societal research, almost like bulllard.. this revolution will not be televised.

Has anyone seen the Evangelist on channel 18 every Sunday at midnight. He is hocking a sample of miracle water (smaller than the size of a shampoo sample you get in mail).. by saying it cures cancer and repeatedly saying - 'you have cancer!! you're loved ones have cancer!!' while this creepy woman reads totally bogus testimonials from people who's cancer has 'dissapeared' thanks to the REverend's miracle water. The Reverend turns to the camera and repeats everything the letter said-except that he is warning the viewer that they are dying. and need miracle water to save them.

Then they shoot back to his 'masses' with him curing people.. it might be the scariest thing on TV and people are totally believing whats happening- or they are being paid to look like it... out of curiousity, a while back, I called the 800 number to ask about the 'miracle water' in terms of what kind of miracles i could expect, what it tastes like.. and the only way to get the miracle water is to buy this guys books. and that "miracles vary'.. what the hell

I think everyone should check out this horrible fucking crook praying on the short comings of the elderly and the sick (next sunday. midnight- channel 18), and think of ways we can bring him down. We can be the super-heros of the internet!!

bouche, i used to be a white man too, but i've seen the light. dark meat is fattier and juicier.. the things i crave. mmmm.

I was cheering like a 10 year old girl for David Usher.

if you can add fangs, i may consider it..

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend??

wiped his ass.

i like it.. but i have a deep love for mine.

Rock the house ferriswheeler! wish i could come out.

i think that was a one time thing. we mostly all know each other now. there were a couple mystery guests at the decuf show (10 or so) but they were probably just dragged in by the gigantic skin-magnet we fashioned to the front of the building.

is his name 'p'

HP sauce is delicious..

HAY!! Bale a brother out!

Is anyone else hoping for a 'cities' tonight?

If cities is played, i think it'd be cool if all present members of cheesecake storm the stage and tear off their shirts..

BAON! double duty..

watch out. my bro is a white tiger.. and he'll hustle your balls.

eggiebubble

waitsa minute.. the band revisted..? Rick Danko is dead. Robbie RObertson wouldn't show.. is it that band re-visited??

gotta practice dude.. i'll be there after..

start the twist later.. no one will be there at 10, i wanna see some and i wont be there til 11.

I also heard that trey might sit in..

Sweet phishhead5k, apparently it soldout in like 4 minutes.

i cant seem to be able to stop watching this.

taxes, shmaxes.

nice work bradm!