gentlemonkey

You could also pretend you are Shane's 'towel boy', he seems to have a new one every show anyway.. lots of sopping involved.

January 24th at the Guverment~! YAHOO!!

Hey It's almost Christmas and I think someone should organise a psychedelic Christmas special marathon.. entry fee for the party is a sheet of blotter, quarter of green/black, and one of the following xmas flicks..

rudolph.. it's a charlie brown christmas.. frosty the snowman.. white christmas.. how the grinch stole christmas.. the one with young santa that kind of looks like rudolph, the santa clause, and jack frost to end the night..

that could be a psychologically damaging party

nice mk, but i think it was Julian, b/c sean is only like 25..

strokin

"This pink boat makes me want to dance. Hold ON, I'm alone. I wonder where everybody is?"

January 19th- Saturday Night Live...

that will be unbelievable.

Secret Handshake...

hi five>lo five>side to side>heel to heel, left to right>knee slap>french kiss>ass slap>scream at the moon

I think thats the one booche taught me... he was really into it as well...

Thats gonna be a fun one Mark. That stage is condusive to throwing it down hard, and I'm sure they are gonna funk everyone out.

Good work!! Now put it to use!

ie- "heeeeeyy baby, i just got my CCNa..."

"whats that?"

"char coal nipple adjuster"

Ohhhhhhhhhhh..

congrats.

I dont think those posts are mean.. they are from people who have given the show a chance, and can't take it anymore.

We're looking for a new king of late night, It's all about- preperation, H..

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

Other words for mullet.. i like shorty longback

and squirrel pelt..

7 (the shape of the number)

10-90 (changes in numbers proportion to the amount of hair on top and in the back)

achy-breaky-bad-mistakey

ape drape

backpack (SASSY Krue)

beaver paddle

bi-level

business in the front, party in the back (whorehouse cut)

camaro cut

canadian passport

coupe longueuil (Canadian)

el-camino

hockey hair

IROC cut

kentucky waterfall

longueuil

manny

missouri compromise

mudflap

neckwarmer

ranchero

SFLB(svelbie)=Short Front, Long Back

STLB(stilbie)=Short Top, Long Back

safety cut

schlong (short+long)

sho-lo

shag

shorty-longback

soccer rocker

squirrel pelt

tennessee tophat

yep-nope

bla bla bla bla bla bla bla...

Jono is good.

Hahaha.. another mike hater posted their approval of my post. I can't believe i went back there. maybe i really love bullard, and i'm having a hard time with that. what am i doing with my life?

Does confusing Loblaws for Blahblahs count?

what about hamburger for hangaburger?

Good points velvet. musicians need to make their own path for sure, and dedication is what it's all about. ask pablo, or velvet for that matter. I think the idea of seeking out authentic players to learn more about a certain variety of music makes sense, but it doesn't validate you as a musician or your dedication to making music. Just a good way to learn. the key in music as in everything is keeping it real, and being yourself. pandering (to anything or anyone) should be punishable by toenail removal.

lets go to the fair!!! I love it!

Hilarious quote from the Merch area..

fuck all of those lame-asses with those retarded-looking"I (heart) Mullets" tshirts, they're a bunch of goddamn pussies who know a lot about standing in the corner and fucking the dog, but don't know shit about the fury of the mullet

Check out the Random Mullet Archive..

the best thing about mullets, is that the story you can imagine behind each mullet multiplies the hilarity 10 fold!!

I've been scanning through them for about 20 minutes laughing my ass off. I am the worst employee ever..MULLETS GALORE!!!

Bouch bros, if you haven't seen this sight.. you will love it.

Tom Green is the funniest man alive.

That segment was funny.. but it just showed what a fat pussy Bullard is. He talked about it for months after apparently as well. The one time his show ellicted a laugh was when Tom Green was there- still not even as funny as Tom's show on Rogers 22..

They apparently were considering offering Tom that slot before he was offered MTV.. Fuck, if only. I wouldn't need cable. Actually, I need it to watch Conan..

I do, and I've decided to start telling the world.

I posted at open-mike.com and I think we all should. this guy is canada's representative to the world of entertainment?? Jesus god.

Lets get him replaced.. and get the keyboardist to use a different fucking patch.

WE CAN DO IT!!

If you like the fat asshole, lets talk about why, I'm sure you can be helped.

The how to feel/look like Kenny is priceless

I have a second cousin, who IS Kenny Rogers. Identical.. and when I worked with him one summer at the City, he showed me all about finding a hiding place and smoking hash at 7:30am.. Then I learned about sleeping sitting up.. Then I learned about making your boss feel bad when he catches you..

just like kenny.. you gotta know when to hold em

He certainly has some valid points. There is a definite taste of bitterness though.. I guess being a true master of his art hasn't translated into dolla billz.. mmw is the shit though.

Andrew, the man you need to talk to is Blane.. I think there are a few tapers on here, but I can confirm Blane makes nice tapes.

my bonnie?

Well, I know it would definitley be at least a C cup. And I would make sure the nipple on the end was dark and perky, with the areola radius comparable to that of a sliced polish sausage, and erect 24-7. I would probably have to wear a uni-bra when doing anything physical, to avoid losing balance.. or if I was at a family gathering or a party or something- i may wear a themed cup, or a lacey number, we'd have to see how it went. i might wear a hat, or chin brace-depending. but if anyone asked, I'd let them touch/fondle . Especially Professor scottieking.