Douglas

JT: "This thong feels greeeaaaat!"

BW: (whisper...) "Your balls are showing"

just 2 AA batteries, eh? Rookies....

ST - I was totally thinking about Jerry when I saw Bobby's beard on the Bonnaroo DVD!

agreed, but.......

If Booche had given me jewellery instead of a digital camera for my b-day, I don't imagine that I would have to borrow it from him!

Chicks also dig flowers...

But I guess I won't be getting any after this post...oops.

One time, I was walking through a bar and some guy must have thought I would be flattered if he slapped my ass.....wrong! It was a perfect moment though! His slap sent me in a full spin, so that my hand landing smack on his face! Slap, slap! Instantaneous! Beautiful! I'm not one for slapping, but if you're gonna dish it out, you've gotta take it too!

I believe that the best way to attract someone's attention is to simply have a good time, and once in awhile make some fun eye contact. Simplicity + Sincerity = success.

Why would people even buy the tickets to see them now anyway??? Especially when they can see me and Crystal rip it up! And I hear that Nero has started playing Sweet Child...god, I can't wait to hear that! If it's to see Buckethead ('cuz ya can't tell me it's to see Axl now!), then go see him with Les Claypool! If you wanna hear GnR tunes live, then I suggest going to see Paradise City , a tribute band. (They also cover Motley Crue)

Most of you that know my love for GnR tunes might be surprised here. However, I have come to accept the doomed fate of the once-rockin' band (as you may notice, I'm not praising Axl himself here, as he IS an idiot...he's just not a good person...period). I still love to listen to their old albums, and have accepted the fact that this is the only way that I will ever enjoy GnF'nR!!!

As for the rioters...get a grip! Didn't you expect it, even just a little bit? Do you really think that GnR gives a shit that you're pissed off? Noooooooo. So what's the point? Axl gets off on this shit. He considers himself a one-man band (which is why he had so many problems with Slash, since Slash was THE man!), and he's lapping it up when he sees people rioting for him. Don't stroke it for him. Let him be the limp-dick that he now is.

hahhhh.....LowRoller.......you crack me up!

Bring dem funny pants wicha tomorrow!

who's a smart kitty?

Instead of calling him fat-cat, we can now call him witty-kitty!

never mind.......it came out wayyyy too dark....nuts.

Even Sammy liked it!!! I shot a quick video of my super intelligent feline in a trance with Trey on stage! Bouche...can we hook that up here? I'll send it to you...

Congrats!

[3] unknown singer

I am pretty sure that was Low Roller.

I don't think that there were any digital pics taken that night, so we'll have to wait for development and scanning to take place.

I didn't bring Booche's......uh, I mean my....camera for fear of leaving it on Bank St....uh, I mean at the show!!! (stab, stab Boochie!)

reminds me of some eyeballs at MOE.!! Yikes...

Thanks for a great party...everyone! Loved the tunes, the company, the za, and the zzzz's!

Thanks for the insight...Ross

BTW SolarGarlic...

I received my Dr. Didg cd the other day...so did Booche. You still interested in our extra one?

Thanks to Treyter/Grum it looks like I've got a ticket. Phew! Thanks!

I'll get in touch with you guys soon to figure out details and $$$

Thank you!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD......NO!!!!

I mean.....uh....hope you have a great time PhunkyB!

Any other tickets out there? I'm DEFINITELY for the Hallowe'en show.

Desperate.

Very desperate.

I'm sooooo interested.......but still trying to sort out technicalities....

Grum/Hood/etc...are you guys just going to the 1 show? Transportation? Accomodations? Belly dancers?

Hey SolarGarlic...

Looks like Booche and I will have 2 Didg cd's kickin' around here...

Let me smell your feet, and perhaps I'll toss you a cd!

you're mistaken there Treyter...that's when he became "my bitch"

My first nightmare was being left on the side of the road during a family trip because I couldn't stop fighting with my sibblings. Just left there...in the middle of nowhere. I had that dream alot as a kid.

The worst nightmare I ever had....it's so hard to pick only one. I have alot of bad ones! Here's one...I'm walking down the street alone in the middle of the night....there's lots of crazy circus clowns with huge teeth and blood all over they're faces. There's little ones ridding on huge bicycles. (This is all very strange to me since I've never had a fear of clowns.) So I escape into a backyard where they eventually track me down...and they're screeching! I jump into the swimming pool and all of a sudden, there are dead bodies popping up all around me...eye's gauged out...some of them still talking...So I jump out of the pool and hop up onto a pair of stilts. Then a little goblin guy (about 2 feet tall, but has a head the size of a beach ball and teeth to match) starts eating away at my stilts! Down I go...each chomp brings me a few inches closer to his jaws. Just as he's about to bite my legs, I wake up....with the worst pains in my legs. Wierd.

How did I get back to sleep?, you ask. I waited about 3 days.

I've recently learned how to wake myself up from nightmares...most of which involve little goblins and such. I've been doing this for about a year now, but last week I was having a nightmare, and I couldn't get out of it. I kept trying and trying, but it just wouldn't happen. That really sucked.

Nightmares suck.

Treyter......hit this guy up with a razor man!!!

It looks like we should change "Booche" to "Bitch"