Douglas

Pre-show review has just come in:

Booche:

"This is one tough ticket to find. In the city of hippies, it seems like every second person is looking for a ticket."

Hippie: "Hey - you guys lookin' fer a ticket?"

Booche: "YEAH MAN!"

Hippie: "Yeah, so am I man."

(So close!)

I never thought that I would admit this, but here goes.......

I was at a work convention in Toronto, and needless to say we all got VERY drunk. We started drinking on the bus on the way up. (These conventions needed a little spike!) So dinner ends (after much wine has been consumed), and they surprised us with some special guests. The first one was Rod Stewart. And there I was, on stage dancing my cares away! I was so drunk that I even loved his bright pink coat...and then his blue coat...and then his sparkly silver coat! Beach balls were introduced to the scene and we were encouraged to spike them to the audience. Well, mine was a perfect shot! Right in the head of the president of the company! Yikes! Needless to say, I ran away after that. I was never so embarrassed in all my life......until someone told me that it wasn't really Rod Stewart...just a look-a-like! Thank god there was more wine to drink!