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Douglas leaves him for not even 1 day ........... and look what happens.

My Personal Favorite Stuart Mackenzie: Look at the size of that boy's heed. Tony Giardino: Shhh! Stuart Mackenzie: I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick. Tony Giardino: Shhh, you're going to give the boy a complex. Stuart Mackenzie: Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid. Tony Giardino: Shh! Stuart Mackenzie: Has it's own weather system. Tony Giardino: Sh, sh, shh. Stuart Mackenzie: HEAD! MOVE! NOW!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Yordan and Dave. I love you even though you sold us down the river on Saturday night....prize stealers. ;-) (I'm just trying to get FreekerbytheSpeaker riled up)

Does it mean anything when, after I took the test, alarm bells started ringing and there were all kinds of flashing lights. Or wait, maybe that was in my head? or it was all the matches I just lit. hehe

You are evil incarnate boochie. Dat's why I love ya!

hhehehe

I told Booche to STFUB! hehehehe!

I like Bacon.

by all means!

I wrote this while bored at work...it has a story behind it...but it's funny nonetheless. If my arms were made of bacon would they sizzle? If my arms were made of bacon you could put them on sandwiches and people would eat them. If my arms were made of bacon they'd be brown and sometimes crispy or floppy. If my arms were made of bacon boy, would I smell nice and people would probably always want to hang around me ....until they got sick of the smell of bacon. If my arms were made of bacon they'd be best friends with eggs. If my arms were made of bacon I'd eat em!

Thanks Sharon! I've always been shy about it and thought I sucked...but people keep telling me I'm pretty good....so I keep doing it. heheh!

I know a way to counteract the morning crankies. CHOCOLATE CAKE FOR BREAKFAAAASSSTTTT!!!

Thanks everyone!!! It was a great weekend of celebrating...got to sing, play with my friends and even got a spermcake! How lucky am I? I've got the bestest friends EVER!! Nubbles Nynners and Andre specially for making up for all the non birthday's I've had in the last few years. You guys ROCK! Thanks Myrna for hosting the festivities on Saturday night.

Funny, but not so funny story, I get home last night from Kingston and really have to pee.....go into the bathroom, soaking wet towels on the floor, hanging everywhere and all the dirty laundry soaking wet in the tub. I call to my son and say, what the F happened in here. He says, Um, I took a massive dump and when I flushed it the toilet clogged and overflowed........for like HALF AN HOUR!! somehow he managed to get it stopped, but not before using every towel in the house and all of our dirty laundry to clean up the water. I spent 45 minutes trying to get it fixed and then had to call the landlord to come and snake out the darn thing. it took him almost an hour to unclog it...and when he was leaving, said to me. "You're boy must eat a lot." I laughed later....but wasn't laughing when I had to pee in the tub. ;-)