and another from one of my very fav episodes Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person. Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks? Marge: I'm sure it's nothing personal, Homer. Homer: It is. It's been happening to me all my life. [flashback to kids climbing into a treefort] Boy: Hey Billy! Hey Joey! Come on in. There's plenty of room. Sorry, not you, Homer. Homer: Why not? [boy points to sign, "No Homers Club"] But you let in Homer Glumplich. Homer G.: [pops head out window] Hyuck hyuck! Boy: It says no Homer_s_. We're allowed to have one. Homer: Oh...