Patchoulia

she's a she. and kind of. i hope she isn't reading this.

Aw, man. Well, good luck...hope you two can work it out...

Are you concerned that he's cheating on you?

It's really hard to take a picture when you're simultaneously laughing hysterically and internally berating yourself for being such an asshole...

I guess driving drunk encompasses both "living free" and "dying"...they were just following what their license plate tells them...

Maybe Fake Bobby can hook us up with a Fake Schwa and we can send Fake Schwa into work for him instead...

Actually, did anyone get Girl Schwa's number from Grateful Fest?

Maybe you can get one of your buddies to dance around in short, cut-off, jean shorts and whisper sweet profundities into your microphone...

Hey! Thanks, ONB!

http://www.wmur.com/news/17466108/detail.html?taf=man#-

I mean, c'mon. Can't you just let it slide this one time? I'm sure they meant well...

Man Charged With DWI While Driving Friend To DWI Hearing

CANDIA, N.H. -- A Massachusetts man now faces drunken driving charges after ramming a courthouse curb while bringing a friend to a drunken driving hearing in Candia.

The state trooper who arrested the friend two months ago was outside the courthouse Wednesday morning when 50-year-old Edward Cooper of Rockland, Mass., drove in. The trooper said the driver ran right into the curb, then was charged with drunken driving.

Cooper was driving a friend to court for a hearing on a drunken driving arrest in July.

Cooper now has his own hearing next month.

Why, then, it would be even MORE like a Grateful Fest reunion...

TUESDAY?!

*grumble*grumble*

I liked Langerado better when it was in February..airfares were much more respectable than during March breaks.

Hmm. I liked that Terminator show last year, but only caught a few eps. Is it worth watching even you're not particularly into hot chicks in tight leather?

http://www.glidemagazine.com/hiddentrack/langerado-filters-out-the-everglades/

Langerado Filters Out The Everglades

After spending only one year at Big Cypress in the Florida Everglades, the Langerado Festival heads back to the bright lights of the city on March 6-8 at Bicentennial Park in Miami. This marks the fifth change in venue over the course of the festival’s seven year history, which started in 2003.

Langerado’s promoters aim to release a lineup in November of the 60+ bands who will play at the festival’s four stages. Festival co-promoter Ethan Schwartz spoke to Billboard.com about what we can expect…

“From who we’ve booked so far it’s going to be really fresh,†Schwartz tells Billboard.com. “I would say that 75%-80% of the bands have never played the festival before.â€

Bicentennial Park holds 35,000 people and the central location makes it easier for folks who only want to hit one day of the festie to attend.

We’d bet that the late nights will once again be held off-site, as there’s probably a tight curfew at the park.

Regardless, we’re happy to see Langerado return to its roots as an urban festival. Keep your eyes on HT for more on Langerado ‘09

Davey Boy, I would ask that you stop daydreaming about me sitting on the toilet.

That is all.

No, no, no. Davey Boy fantasizes about you on the TURLET, not the TOILET. Big difference. This folds nicely into his Archie Bunker-based fetish.

My apologies to Basher...I did, in fact, cite previous plans and politely said, "Thanks, but no thanks"...

I remember in the 80s when these cheeseheads were popular...hideous..I can't believe there's an NKOTB 2.0...and a market for them!!

I guess it shouldn't be too insulting that he thought I might go to this concert..I did take Rod Stewart tickets and "Hippiefest" tickets...

I got an email late last night from a colleague who manages the music stuff here at Rogers Wireless Marketing.

He is the one who got me on the guest list for Panic in Toronto. (aka a good hook-up to have)

Inexplicably, he asked me if I wanted 2 tickets for the New Kids on the Block concert on Thursday.

My instinct is to respond, "Good lord, no!!! NO!!!!" or something equally vehement, but I do want to preserve the connection, in case of future events I want to attend, so I don't want him to perceive my reaction as overtly rude and thankless.

Perhaps I'll just tell him I already have plans...

I knew a guy who made an Ex-Lax cupcake and left it in his lunchbag after we had had a few lunch thefts. We found out who was behind the missing lunches pretty quickly!

Bookmarking for later use...

Have a DCG birthday, baby!

I gotta try this Big Fat Burrito place...

Basher looooves Burrito Boyz...I'm not as enamoured. I think their burritos are fairly pedestrian.

Sushi on Bloor has a fanfuckingtastic vegetarian sampler dealie...damn, I kinda want that now. Too bad I'm not in Toronto at the moment.

Where did you guys find a picture of C towns Underwear?

He has it up on his blog..it's how he entices people to go into his pants..the promise of money...

That's AWESOME!

The thing that gets me about this is that the "inventor" of this is "a trained mechanical and aerospace engineer"...

It's things like this that make me think: Couldn't this person be putting their skills to better use???

Never again...

http://www.tampabays10.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=89418&catid=58

Anti-Theft Lunch Bag

Do you have a problem with your co-workers snagging your lunch from the officer refrigerator?

Now there's a new lunch bag that some say will keep the hungriest thief away from your grub.

It's a lunch bag with mold. Actually, it's a ziplock bag with a pattern that looks like mold.

Parents, this could also be a hit at the lunch table at your kids school.

The designer is New York-based Sherwood Forlee who is actually a trained mechanical and aerospace engineer.

Have a great bday Cully!

Ukrainian Fest in Bloor West Village.

(I mention that for purposes of avoidance)