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Patchoulia
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well I see the peanut gallery is alive and well on this sunny Thursday afternoon - now, how about them Ultimate Ladies?
Hey--how'd you know about my tattoo?
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any ladies wanna come run around and throw the disc tonight?
Unless that's a euphemism for something a LOT dirtier, Basher isn't interested.
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I cheer for my ownself, don't worry about that.
How about some veggie burgers? I like veggie burgers.
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Does that mean it will simply collapse in inclement weather? I mean, if it's that easy to get up...
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fuckers ... if you want to stub us up anytime we'd be happy to oblige
Hey, hey, hey! Easy there, chump. Reign in the attitude, or no more crab cakes and cheerleaders for you!
Anything less than reverential treatment will not be tolerated.
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I ordered 2 sets of tickets for this for my boss (she has 2 x 2 season tickets so they get a pre-sale). Good seats. Total came to $1056.25 for the 4 tickets.
They just arrived, I handed them to her and she said, "I have 2 special tickets coming for you for that concert--better than the ones we ordered."
Oooooooooooooooooooh! I don't know what that could mean!
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This thread has provided countless laughs.
It is both funny and informative.
A+
hahahaha
I forgot about the "funny" and "helpful/informative/useful" requirements for posting here--phew!
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did it long before your snarky post. eat it.
:content:
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Until today, I didn't even know he had a highway named after him, let alone one abbreviated to "The Linc"...
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Shiiit Schwa...guess it's time to update the ol' roll call list again...hope you can handle it...
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Two words. Slash Biography.
Okay two more. Was awesome!
Wish I could remember to whom I lent that book...I'd like to read it again...
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Id trade you the Wilco portion of my ticket for a new pair of socks and maybe a cigarette.
hahaahahahahaha
(((myboyfriendneilyoung)))
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How long would that take?
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Anyone ever been caught...
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Date: 2006-07-27, 1:34PM CDT
...doing the most private of private things?
Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.
There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.
I don't really don't know what else to say.
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OK, this one came from Ottawa...was it one of you?
Facebook: I Love to Hate You
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Date: 2007-06-30, 2:18PM EDT
Dear Facebook,
I love the way you have connected me with old friends from high school and I love the way you allow my friends to keep me up to date the with the weekends activities. Ever since I signed up for you I am no longer a social misfit but a prima donna in the world of drunken cottaging and the Queen of Underground Karaoke parties at the Bytown.
But facebook, there are a few issues that we need to resolve in order to maintain a healthy relationship.
First of all, you allow people from high school that I've never even spoken to add me as their friend. I dont know them other than the fact that we were apparently in the same homeroom together in grade 9 before I got the braces off. Its creepy that they remember the overalls and the plaid raincoat I was wearing the first day of high school. Please do not allow these people to seek me out.
Secondly Facebook you've now allowed not one, but TWO ex boyfriends to seek me out and attempt to add me as their "friend". We are not friends. We broke up because one was banging groupies while touring with the Matthew Good Band and the other was nailing his boss in the Royal Oak's beer room. These are not friends, these are men who couldn't keep their dicks in their pants and I wish them nothing but the most degenerate veneral diseases whores like that can come by.
Facebook, I have also become addicted to you to the point where I display withdrawl symptoms if I am away from you for longer than a couple hours at a time. If Im working I break out into a cold sweat wondering who's added me, who's messaged me and what party invites am I missing. If I go longer than a day without checking you I almost seizure. You are worse than heroin.
Facebook you have also gotten me into trouble by allowing me to log on completely shit faced to the point where Ive spilled my poutine all over my laptop. As you already know, drunken Facebooking is considerably worse than drunk dialing. I can deny calling people on purpose when Im loaded I cannot however deny writing self sabatoging messages on peoples walls and telling a booty call how much I enjoyed his throbbing cock last week on his comment page. Please do not let me log onto you when I am this drunk, clearly Im not thinking properly and the Jager-demon has possessed my body / mind.
As well Facebook please stop with the fortune cookies, hugs, smilies, horoscopes, "which family guy character are you" quizzes and other inane bullshit that I must weed through evetytime I log on. Seriously, its annoying and it must stop.
Now Facebook, Im not trying to bring you down, I do love you, I just think we need to communicate with each other to remedy these paticular issues. Especially the drunk one, Sara is still not talking to me. If we can set aside our differences you'll see that we are a match made in virtual Heaven.
Hugs
Me
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To say the least...wow...
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why is msnbc writing about her complaining about something else? who cares?
Who knows why...
Slow news day?
Secret grudge against pseudo-latinas who used to sleep with Ben Affleck?
Paid off by J.Lo's publicist to publish something--anything--about her because her career is in the shitter?
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Not this comes as a shock to anyone, I'm sure...
According to MSNBC:
"Poor Jennifer Lopez. The new mom is training for a triathlon, but everyone is too busy watching the Olympics to notice.
Lopez, who appeared on "Good Morning America" Aug. 18 to discuss her preparations for the Malibu Triathlon, was overheard saying after the segment that she “couldn’t understand why everyone is talking about that swimmer,†according to a GMA source. “She couldn’t come up with (eight-time gold-medal winner Michael) Phelps’ name, and then she yammered on about how she was the one training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth, and how that was the big story right now, not ‘the swimmer.’â€
What a fucking tool.
Way to go Jennifer! Humankind will forever be amazed at your accomplishment--assuming you actually go through with it--I'm sure it's never been done before! In fact, Michael Phelps should just go ahead give you (at least!) one of his gold medals--he owes you that much.
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Hmmm. Can't you make it a sinister lake toss?
If there's no lake throwing, I might just stay home.
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I've opted not to post this...just the link..just in case...
In case your workplace frowns upon vagina-inspired furniture...
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Sorry, all gone. Someone at my office snapped them up.
Lots of Jays/Yanks & Jays/Sox series coming up in September...go Jays!
I'm done now.
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Yeah, stupid Basher will be in a box with his dad for this game, enjoying free popcorn and unlimited soft drinks (we know how much he enjoys that) and I don't have any other friends, apparently, even WITH my ticket connections.
I think I'm going to go eat worms.
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4 VIP 200 level tix available for tonight's Jays vs Yankees game. Must pick up at One Mount Pleasant before 6 pm. PM me if interested.
In case of an overwhelming response, best bribe offered will win the tix.
female ultimate player needed for tonight
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That bastard!
I should have known..