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Wow. That's an unfortunately outcome to what sounds like it was a pretty good weekend.

Good luck, Allison!

Dearest Schwa,

I know it's conceivable that you're busy...doing work..or packing t-shirts for Grateful Fest..or writing odes to your humerous..but, PLEASE stop doing those things. Go to Facebook and play Scrabble with me. I'm very bored.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

Julia

Who jumps on stage after they've pee'd their pants?

Maybe she thought that was the best way to get to the bathroom..

YAY Wilco!!

Purple?

I guess I should have purpled my post, yeah?

Schwa, going forward, in order to assist the less informed Skanktuarians and inhibit widespread confusion, it would be appreciated if you could purple-ize your jokes.

Also, please remember to ensure that your posts are helpful/informative and/or funny.

Shit, that just reminded me...I have to get my barnoculars and my purple feather boa back from my friend Pam's before the weekend...

Schwa, what # t-shirt will you be on when we arrive?

6? 9?

More importantly: Which # thong?

I would never laugh at the hallowed list...for shame...

Schwa: Not that I'm looking or anything, but, isn't that guy wearing a...thong?

I was just looking at the "Rules" for the campground..Schwa, FYI, they specifically prohibit "thongs", since it's a "family campground"...sorry...

You know, I didn't open this thread, because I knew I wasn't going to be in Ottawa this weekend.

Well, I accidentally clicked on it this morning when I was trying to go into another thread and MAN am I glad I did--this thread is GOLD, Jerry!!

"Don't you look me in the eye!"

bahahahahahahahaa

Well done.

Bastards.

What's the issue, Hickster?

But will there be free popcorn, Booche wants to know?

Then again, what are the odds that a douchebag like that could read? Probably not good...

Oh well.

Not sure if he heard me...I think his mom and girlfriend were in the truck with him.

Have you considered the "Missed Connections" section on Craig's List? You never know...

Some guy got in my lane yesterday and tapped my mirror...

He called me a homo...

I asked him out on a date....

It was awesome.

Omigod, that's AWESOME!

Be sure to let us know how it goes!!

I debated a warning and yet, this was sooo much funnier.

I'm not worried. You'll get yours.

You never get Dicks that thick at McTomatoes....

mmmmmmm

To post that without any kind of warning is akin to cruel, unusual and cellulitic punishment.

Rot in hell.

is that like hookers and blow? ((heads to bathroom))

Mental note: Stay out of any bathrooms visited by Schwa and/or Booche....

Has anyone here read The Razor's Edge?

I picked it up at Value Village one day (the same day I picked up "A Hearbreaking Work of Staggering Genius" at the same place, actually).

I was absolutely blown away by that book. Oh my god.

The Razor's Edge. W. Somerset Maugham (spelling?)Read it. Brilliant. Staggering. Genius.

Sorry, Eggers.

Oh, I love that Shit Sox report. 2 shit-covered thumbs up!

Actually now that I think about it, I really enjoyed the first 100 or so pages of Heartbreaking Work but was pretty annoyed with the dude by the end of it.

Me too..though I didn't make it all the way to the end...my annoyance wouldn't allow it.

When I first picked up the book, I erroneously presumed that it was so-titled as an ironic nod/jab in the direction of the myriad of crappy, self-reverential memoirs being put out these days.

Turns out, I think he actually might be a genuine devotee of his own particular brand of "genius".

He does write with a certain flair, he constructs an interesting turn of phrase...as such, I might try something else of his, but I certainly didn't love "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius"....