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Anyone else pick up The D in Burlington when Page came out?

Burned it finally yesterday--my dad was cracking up listening to it with me!

Those guys are funny as hell.

You know how they always have a statement from the band for every show? Here's the one from the Burlington show:

JB: "Welcome Burlington. The next act asked me to read this: Ben & Jerry could not be here tonight, but they rubbed chunky-monkey all over eachother, had wild sex and would like to announce the birth of their 2-headed love child TENACIOUS MUTHA-FUCKIN' D"

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Dio has rocked.. for a long long time.

Now it's time for him to pass the torch..

He has songs, of wildebeast and angels.

He has soared on the wings of a demon!!

ITS TIME TO PASS THE TORCH!!

YOUR TOO OLD TO ROCK! NO MORE ROCKIN FER YOU!!!

We're takin you to the hole.

But we will sing a song about yoooou.

and we will make sure that you're very well taken care of.

you'll tell us secrets that you've learned..

(rock!)

You're SAUCE will mix with OURS!!! And we'll make a good goolash baby!! DIIIooO, TIme to GOOOO!

You will give you're cape and sceptre.. TO ME!!!

and a smaller one for KG..

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Ringt on GM.... Goulash.... HAHAHAHA

Love the D!!!

This was the Fredericton road trip anthem

I love ya baby but all I can think about is

Kielbasa sausage, your buttcheeks is warm.

I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,

My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.

Now get it on!

I see you walkin', but all I can think about is

Dianetics, your buttcheeks is warm.

I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,

My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.

Now I've been set loose-ah,

I'm shooting my juice-ah,

Right in your caboose.

Now fuckin' get it on!

Now get it on.

Get it on!

Dianetics Jr. much better than Krishna,

Dianetics Jr. much better indeed,

And all you people here you're tremendous,

(Except the people in the back),

And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed

With me, me and KG.

All right!

Oh yeah,

All right! Oh my God!

All the ladies in the house say yeah [yeah],

C'mon, you muthafucka say a prayer [prayer],

When ya fight, ya gotsta fight fair,

You muthafucka, ho, you muthafucka,

You know what time it is?

Tenacious D time, you muthafucka, go!

Fuck yeah!

Yeah, yeah!

[spoken]

Dude, that was TNT.

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