backbacon Posted September 22, 2004 Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 Found this link somewhere. Only read the first couple. Hee hee stuff. http://www.livejournal.com/users/quiztress/14276.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Hilarious! I couldn't stop. How square am I? That was my first exposure to cybering. Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 i did a random scroll down and found this beauty.. bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fu©king charge your ass. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. bloodninja's right you know. and that is fu©king funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahhh, sharing the pic... when cybering goes wrong... sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... THANKS KERI! :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 ahahahahahahahahahahaha! crikey, that made me laugh way too hard. thanks bacon! HARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backbacon Posted September 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Hilarious! I couldn't stop. How square am I? That was my first exposure to cybering. Man. Your boyfriend invented the internet and you have never cyberred before!? I just read a couple more! Some great metaphors in this one: J-Dogg: I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet. Partner8: Who the fu©k are you? J-Dogg: I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion: J-Dogg: fu©k me, fu©k me. J-Dogg: My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever. Partner8: OMFG are you trying to cyber me? J-Dogg: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that forms in your thigh. Partner8: Is that like cancer? J-Dogg: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy. Partner8: Good one romeo. J-Dogg: You grab the bulge that you feel. you tihink it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku. The salmon swim at night. Towards your room. The snow and the moon. Partner8: that was never a haiku. J-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness. Partner8: That made even less sense than your "haiku" J-Dogg: So you ready to fu©k then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purple foot Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 those are great. I'll bet that nearly half of the "girls" that are into this sh!t aren't really girls but dudes fu©king around with dudes just for shits and giggles. or they really into internet role playing, either or they're retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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