Wanna cyber?

[backbacon]

Found this link somewhere. Only read the first couple. Hee hee stuff.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/quiztress/14276.html

[Ms.Huxtable]

Hilarious! I couldn't stop.

How square am I? That was my first exposure to cybering. Man.

[guigsy]

i did a random scroll down and found this beauty..

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fu©king charge your ass.

j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

bloodninja's right you know. and that is fu©king funny.

[guigsy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ahhh, sharing the pic... when cybering goes wrong...

sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol

bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....

THANKS KERI! ::

[PalacePrincess]

ahahahahahahahahahahaha! crikey, that made me laugh way too hard.

thanks bacon!

HARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

[backbacon]

Hilarious! I couldn't stop.

How square am I? That was my first exposure to cybering. Man.

Your boyfriend invented the internet and you have never cyberred before!?

I just read a couple more! Some great metaphors in this one:

J-Dogg: I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet.

Partner8: Who the fu©k are you?

J-Dogg: I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion:

J-Dogg: fu©k me, fu©k me.

J-Dogg: My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever.

Partner8: OMFG are you trying to cyber me?

J-Dogg: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that forms in your thigh.

Partner8: Is that like cancer?

J-Dogg: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy.

Partner8: Good one romeo.

J-Dogg: You grab the bulge that you feel. you tihink it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku.

The salmon swim at night.

Towards your room.

The snow and the moon.

Partner8: that was never a haiku.

J-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness.

Partner8: That made even less sense than your "haiku"

J-Dogg: So you ready to fu©k then?

[purple foot]

those are great. I'll bet that nearly half of the "girls" that are into this sh!t aren't really girls but dudes fu©king around with dudes just for shits and giggles. or they really into internet role playing, either or they're retarded.