Esau Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 [color:"black"]Who the fu©k said that? Who's the slimy little communist sh!t twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy fu©king godmother said it! Out-fu©king- standing! I will P.T. you all until you fu©king die! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 "You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and sh!t down your neck." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted January 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 [color:"black"]bullsh!t! I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 "I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fu©k my sister." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 "I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted January 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 [color:"black"] Sir:"What the fu©k is this? A jelly doughnut. Private Pyle, where did you get this from?" Pyle: "Sir! I stole it from the kitchen,Sir!" Sir: "Why the fu©k did you do that Pyle?!" Pyle: "Sir, because I was hungry, Sir!" Sir: Because YOU were hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted January 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 "bullsh!t! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 You might not believe it, but under fire Animal Mother is one of the finest human beings in the world. All he needs is somebody to throw hand-grenades at him the rest of his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted January 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 [color:"black"] "Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds--excactly three fu©king seconds--to wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fu©k you! One! Two! Three!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 For those who like the movie, don't forget that it's based on a novel: The Short Timers by Gustav Hasford. I think it's out of print, but your local library or used book store might have a copy. I read an excerpt from it (in a retrospective anthology by Frederik Pohl, who edited it), and it was heart-stopping. Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted January 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 Truthfully,no offence intented,but if anyone who does like this movie isn't aware of that,respectfully they should crawl back under a rock. Now,where were we....oh yeah... [color:"black"] "Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 The Marine Corps does not want robots. The Marine Corps wants killers. The Marine Corp wants to build indestructible men--men without fear. If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. God has a hard on for marines, because we kill everything we see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted January 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 "SIR! YES SIR!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is MINE. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My rifle without me is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will... My rifle and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our bursts, nor the smoke we make. We know it is the hits that count. We will hit... My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its sights, and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will... Before God I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines and then you will be in a world of sh!t because marines are not allowed to die without permission. Do you maggots understand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted January 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 [color:"black"] Your so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fu©king effort to get to the top of the fu©king obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 For those who like the movie, don't forget that it's based on a novel: The Short Timers by Gustav Hasford. I think it's out of print, but your local library or used book store might have a copy. I read an excerpt from it (in a retrospective anthology by Frederik Pohl, who edited it), and it was heart-stopping. Aloha, Brad Thanks BradM I'll definatley check it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 "This is my rifle, this is my gun..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 ...this is for fighting, this is for fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 Me so Horny, love you long time. ...i'm no good at this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 That's the best quote so far Schwa... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 "Pure black Alabama kingsnake, but it ain't no too damn beaucoup" - er'sumpin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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