lovely donkey

[MarcO]

lovely, lovely donkey.

[Deeps]

true

[Booche]

You know what really grinds my gears? MarcO posting stuff that doesnt make any sense. I mean, do you even think it makes sense to him? I doubt he has any sense to sense these things. Here I am, sitting at my computer and surfing porn, reading what is one people's minds as I wait for the latest batch of skirts to finish loading and I have to look at this non-sensical comment about a donkey? Well, what about the donkey MarcO? Is he happy too? Its not like you even put up a picture of a donkey show, which would be nice but I wouldnt want my kids to see it. What do you want MarcO? TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT!!! I'll tell you what you want... You want nothin, you want nothin, alright... 'cause we all know no woman any where wants to have sex with any donkey and to come on here to titilate us with any thoughts otherwise is......is just bogus.

[bradm]

Awwwww, somebody needs a huuuugggg

Aloha,

Brad

[SevenSeasJim]

[Freeker]

"Tijuana Donkey Show"

Lyrics Written By: Rob Derhak

Performed by moe.

Mp3 Link

Got that feeling just the other day

Had to get me something that I can’t get back in the U.S.A.

Packed my bags, I wasn’t planning to stay

Back home they consider it a Felony, (what can I say)

(Chorus)

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Yeah, I gotta go

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Tijuana donkey show

Hopped in the driver’s seat of my ’69 (beat up)* Camero

Gone looking for something that cost a little dinero

(Headed down south to find something for a little dinero)*

A case of beer and a hand job, just 20 pesos

Back home they consider that a damn good deal

(Back home they consider that a felony. No they don’t)*

(Chorus)

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Yeah, I gotta go

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Tijuana donkey show

We hit the first donkey show that we found

Third act was from my hometown

Left home back in 1982

Got fired from her job at the petting zoo

(She)* asked me to stick around while they swept the stage

I could see the donkey getting antsy up in his cage

(So we sat drinking, thinking about the day)*

So we sat there drinking, thinking about the day

(That’s when I noticed the donkey. He was sitting up in a cage)*

The next thing you know, you wind up in a cage

(Chorus)

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Yeah, I gotta go

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Tijuana donkey show

Don’t want to talk about Tijuana

(I just can’t talk about Tijuana, no I can’t)*

Don’t want to talk about Tijuana

(I just can’t talk about Tijuana)*

Her stage name is (was)* Honky Donna

Have you ever made love with a donkey on ‘ya

I just can’t think about Tijuana

(I can’t talk about Tijuana)*

I just can’t talk about Tijuana

(I can’t, I can’t think about Tijuana)*

(Cause)* I left my heart in Tijuana

(Chorus)

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Yeah, I gotta go

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Tijuana donkey show

* - alternate lyrics

[guigsy]

DONKEY!

DONKEY!!

DONKEY!!!!!!!

[\/\/illy]

[timouse]

thank you willy for picking up the slack. with lazlo not around, we all have to do our part.

[Booche]

Oh, looks like there is a penalty flag on the play..........and the ref is calling it for Unsportsmanlike Conduct.