rubberdinghy Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 Ok Hal and Joanne....Your 5 minutes of TV time has changed my life forever.How come you never did a real show... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_rawk Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 I think they had their funding cut ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 I often diddled myself to those television spots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Its true. But In my defence, Joanne had a horrible eating her own hair addiction that was just repulsive. The makeup girl offered solace, in a world full of ugliness. (Sorry honey, but it had to come out some time.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Hey baby, the Hal man doesnt put all his eggs in one basket, you know that. Do we really have to have this conversation again??? Come on Jo-Jo, you know that I'm too good for just one woman. Come on! Seriously, Im Hal Johnson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 That's okay babe. Ill be home later. You know the drill, "drop and give me twenty." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SevenSeasJim Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 I still see these commercials (on Fox Sports Canada I think)......shudder....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 They're souless puppets of the establishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SevenSeasJim Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 And remember don't just be a Weekend Warrior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartamophone Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 With a moustache that can make a lesser man cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonyak Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 I've actualy met both of them, good people. strange fact: both of them are very big people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonyak Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 big as in bigger than me, I'm a big guy and they towered over me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 I don't know about that. They're both definitely well built, but tall? My best guess would be that Hal is about 6'2 and Joanne is about 5'7 maybe 5'8. They were about 50 feet away from me so I could be wrong or maybe you're not as big as you thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondtube Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 i have word from the 'inside' that Hal is an absolute dick in real life....hahaha, it makes me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 I didnt get to where I am now by being nice. Just ask Jo-Jo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SevenSeasJim Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 With a moustache that can make a lesser man cry. I just saw one of these commercials and Hal has shaved his moustache off. Oh the horror Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonyak Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 In all truth I think I was about 16 when I met them so I may have gotten bigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Nothing like a good mustache ride before a hardy and healthy breakfast.I concur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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