Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Surely there's a niche for those on Ebay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Somebody knows far to much about my urine. I often pee on the seat so as not to slide off when I pass out. I find it works better than shit. Orange enough to pass for juice and more flammable than butane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Hey, at least you didn't lose $600K worth of sensitive simulation equipment somewhere in Dallas, and then had to explain it to your customer, who's located in India, why he wouldn't be getting the shipment today to his client's warehouse in Houston resulting in dire financial consequences.That can really put a damper on your day. I just about shut down GM for a day last week, that has to count for something Hey Scottyography, i once rode my bike into the back of a parked car. i ended up walking about 15km home. I find other peoples misfortunes help me feel better ....and i work in a factory so i've actually had to come up with a method for piss cleaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted January 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 hahahaha, nice thread, folks. dougie - no idea how i hit the tree. but it knocked my glasses and toque off. the cute brunette getting into the car in front of the tree was nice enough not to laugh at me. i think, in london, that's about the equivalent of asking someone if they're ok after they slip on the ice. roller/schwa - wasnt 600k worth of sensitive materials, nor was it a shutdown of gm, but one of my employees came a hairline away from fucking over the entire company's year end accounting. 17 outlets, 12 months, one slip of the finger. that was fun to deal with. doesnt help that she's ultra pregnant and sensitive as hell on the normalest of days. oh, and to clear the air - and state the obvious - no way in fuck was i sitting on a piss-soaked seat to squeeze one out - i went across the street. needed to buy bathroom cleaner, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdy Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 dougie - no idea how i hit the tree. but it knocked my glasses and toque off. the cute brunette getting into the car in front of the tree was nice enough not to laugh at me. i think, in london, that's about the equivalent of asking someone if they're ok after they slip on the ice.haha! so f'in true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Es tu Guigsy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted January 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 :blush: oui.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 I just about shut down GM for a day last week, that has to count for something way to almost monkeywrench the man! would they have been able to trace it back to you?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 yup, i'm responsible for the manufacture of muffler resonators, no mufflers, no production.Interesting shit eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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