NewRider Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Chuck Norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartamophone Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it.I am also a "student" of the Wild West. Ride on, Cowboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted January 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Chuck Norris once saw a “DO NOT WALK ON THE GRASS†sign. He stared at the grass until it burst into flames then said, “Chuck Norris walks where he wants.†Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted January 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Chuck Norris sodomized Scooby Doo and every member of "the gang" because Chuck Norris doesn't support gangs.Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.Stores will accept Monopoly money if Chuck Norris is paying.Chuck Norris once went back in time to the pre historic era, to exact revenge on a T-Rex that ate an ancestor. On seeing how perfect and round his roundhouse kick was, the cave men were inspired to invent the wheel.Chuck Norris uses wasabi as lip balm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 where are you pulling these facts from? It reminds me of that site esau found all about Vin Deisel. Fack...that was some funny shit!clearly Norris is taking the "Christian" response..."boys will be boys", he says.oh..and he also believes EVERY kid is SPECIAL:"Letter to the Kids" It has been brought to our attention that by choosing one letter a month for a "Letter Winner" that some of you may feel that Mr. Norris is not proud of you for the good things that you have accomplished. He is proud of all of you and wants you all to keep a positive direction in your lives. We will not be picking a monthly winner as we have in the past, but we will post your letters with your parents approval. We want to hear from all of you and all of you are very important to us!awww (wiping tear) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Chuck Norris shaved NewRider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted January 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Chuck Norris is the only 100% effect form of contraceptive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backbacon Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Chuck sure can sing too! I'm listening to the theme to Walker, Texas Rnager right now.ANyone want to hear? I'll meail it to you. It's less than a meg.Hurry though, unless you wnat to wait until after three propbably. 5 minutes.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skelter Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 i love how he turned that into a sales pitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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