Magnum Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 (edited) [color:orange]Found this poem on line ...really funny and kinda follows up my "Can me and women be friends post" don't get caught in "the zone". Eject! Eject! Eject! ---------------------------------------- The Friend Zone PoemThis column was posted on Tuesday, March 16th, 2004.Streeter SeidellI met her on a fine winter dayin the hallowed halls of education.With a grace to her step, in my dreams she did playas fixture of my masturbation.As time went by, so the story goes,things began to blossom.But this budding love which I chose,its death I was to hasten.It could have been my friendly naturethat blew my chances quick.Or it may have been her weak composure;The thought of my naked body making her sick.I knew not how deep this feeling ranand if I did, I would have criedShe seemed to be my biggest fanso, for a relationship, I tried and tried.It might have been fate, karma or destinycoming back to bite.But this girl had got the best of meand I knew something wasn’t right.It all seemed too goodfor a guy like me.So, after movies,Streeter's Recent Articles:Make A Statement With BeerPeople You Hate XXXIIICollegeHumor Interview with Jenna DewanBaby, You're So Good To MeYour Winter BreakSee Alldrinks and foodI figured I would see.As I leaned in for a kissunderneath the moon, big and redI saw her jump and heard her hiss“What the hell are you doing?â€she said.“I want a kiss, I was thinking,under this moon, big and red.â€She looked at me as if I had been drinkingand this is what she said.“How do I put this?I don’t know what to say.I never thought you wanted to kissBecause I thought that you were gayI guess I was wrongBut that doesn’t change the factThat I don’t want your dongComing anywhere near my snatch.I just wanted a friendAnd not a relationship.Someone to love me till the endBut not to touch my tits.Plus, I like your friend MattDo you think you could hook me up?He’s smart and sexy and not fat.He’s the guy I want to fuck.I didn’t want to hurt youBut that’s the way it goes.If I was on a desert island and you were there tooThen I guess…who knows?This isn’t how IWanted this amazing night to end.But if it’s a relationship you wanted (sigh)I’ll always be your friend.â€It was not by choice I played my cardsThe stupid way I did.I suppose that it’s just hardFor a funny, ugly kid.So, for all of you with romance on your mind,make sure it’s plain and known,that the worst fate you should findis trapped here in the friend zone.for Heather Edited January 26, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 I guess I was wrongBut that doesn’t change the fact That I don’t want your dong Coming anywhere near my snatch. my fav lines. Suppose he used a rhyming dictionary for that? heeheehee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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