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AHHHHHHHH! you're a laineygossip fan too?????

awesome! she printed one of my mailbag guesses once! she RULES.

do you love perez too?

yes and yes.

lainey is the best 'new' find ever - I've just been put on to her recently.....

"What I am broken up about is this FHM spread. It is the most ridiculous thing I have seen in days. FHM stands for 'For Horny Males'. And any magazine 'for horny males' should, in my opinion, have a generously healthy-sized offering of hooty AND booty. We're talking self breast cuppage, lots of spread eagle, ass bent over in your face shots, water and hard nipples through tiny tank tops, and a little finger licking wouldn't hurt either. But check out these photos. You tell me. Does this meet your standard 'horny male' requirement???"

hehehe I love it.

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Happy st. paddies day :)

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of[Mary Rose Tully] me life, between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night"

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's ! drinking buddies on the street. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

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