Tooly Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Im sure drugs played NO role in this whatsoever.ready to squirm?no worries, safe for work, its text ouch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 I'm going to lob my wang at leprechauns later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in PolandThat would explain it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 the boy has got balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattm Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 the boy has got balls.That's almost all he ended up with.That has to hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted March 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 man can you believe this guy? cutting off your own member, then tossing it at the police? fuck man buddy musta been high on something, woman troubles my ass! im reminded of the aussie guy who cut off, fried, and ate his own pecker while under the influence of hallucinogens, datura i think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 It's not this guy you're thinking of, is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted March 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 nope, but thats not to say that isnt fucked up in its own right, i was thinking of This guy Man Cuts Off, Eats Own PenisPolice Say He Had Taken Hallucinogenic DrugsJul 14, 2003 6:57 pm US/EasternKUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) Police in Malaysia say a man cut off his own penis and then fried and ate it. They say he had taken hallucinogenic drugs that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself. A police spokesman says the 34-year-old man took the drugs before he went to bed Friday night and heard the voices when he woke up. He didn't realize what he had done until he saw the blood. The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation center. Malaysia's national news agency reports he's hospitalized in stable condition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted March 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 i think i got the 2 stories mixed up together, heres the datura onehttp://mv.lycaeum.org/mu/Datura2.htmlfrom 2003 student cut off his own penis and his tongue after drinking an infusion of the latest drugs craze to sweep Germany. The 18-year-old, only named as Andreas W, from Halle in Germany drank a tea made with the hallucinogenic angels' trumpet plants. His mother said: "Andreas was behaving normally the whole day until he left the house and disappeared into the garden for a couple of minutes." When he returned to the house he was wearing a towel wrapped around him and was bleeding heavily from his mouth and between his legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 My guess is that he cut off his tongue first, because otherwise, people surely would have heard his screams when he cut his penis off.Aloha,Brad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmelbatoast Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 Wang Dang DoodleI lopped off my noodle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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