Need Dirty Spanish Phrases & Good Mexican Food

[PalacePrincess]

sorry, i should probably have posted this in the food forum, but this is a time-sensitive issue, and in case there are people who don't read the food forum/don't know it exists, i wanted to make sure they saw this too. plus it isn't entirely about food...

anyway! i need some help!

miss pink & i are putting together a mexican-themed gift, and we'd like to include some great mexican recipes, and dirty spanish phrases. slang is okay. even really funny spanish phrases that are not necessarily dirty are okay too.

KARINANNIE I AM LOOKING FOR YOUR SALSA!! damn that shit was good, coupled with scott's caesars, that was the best ctmf breakfast of all time!

please share. prior to 5pm today is best.

gracias!

[MamaPink]

"Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school

and they take spanish and get a B."

[\/\/illy]

Grande concha!

[MamaPink]

We'll need both translations... we're making a dick-tionary, so-to-say. It would be better if our friend knew what these terms meant... otherwise she could get in trouble.

What if she tries to order a beer and says, "I'll have a grande concha" and ends up with a big mexican dick on a plate or something...

(i don't know what grand concha means... i'm only speculating)

[meggo]

hey girls - i have a whole dictionary at home of spanish swear-words. i will post more if i get home in time, but for now:

shit = mierda

to fuck = chingar

fucked = chingada/chingado

ass = culo

tits = tetas

bum cheeks = nalgas [i think]

cabron, pendejo = rude names to call someone

puta = bitch/whore

hijo-de-puta = sonofabitch

that's all i can think of off the top of my head!

ps concha means cunt, but not in a bad way just vulgar [yikes!]

[Dr_Evil_Mouse]

concha

Cognate, of course, with the English equivalent.

Edited September 8, 2006 by Guest

[\/\/illy]

Grande concha literally means big conche shell but the slang meaning is large cunt. One of the cuban boys used it when talking to his friend to explain why it'd be no fun to sleep with a female friend of ours anyway. (She had just finished turning him down.)

[KarinGarage]

oooh, i don't have an exact recipe for that salsa, just kinda threw it together, but i'll try to remember.

-tomatoes (deseeded)

-fresh jalopeno (deseeded)

-pablano pepper (deseeded)

- 1 small white onion, finely chopped

- lots o cilantro

-1 fresh squeezed lime

- dash of olive oil

-crushed red pepper flakes

- kosher salt

-little bit of garlic powder and onion powder

-dash of cayenne

-1/2 a cucumber, chopped fine

I think that was it. Just taste as you go to get the amounts right and make it a day ahead of time, it's better after it sits for a while.

[Booche]

"Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school

and they take spanish and get a B."

Oh my God, I think I am in love.

Mexican Americans love their Nana's and their Nono's and their Nina's and their Nino's........ Nano Nano Nina Nono!