Mr. Musicface Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 You're the king jared, we'll get ya the lady of your dreams yet. - M. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyRage Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Jared, Last night I sawa bum grooving outside Modesto's to Noah's band, which is now called Orange & Blue. The bum had some rhythm so maybe he'd make a good heady wife. Better than nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 was the bum a girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phred Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 quote: Originally posted by jared: was the bum a girl Oh..... So now you're being picky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyRage Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 The bum had long hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyRage Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 The bum also had a "heady" smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 naaa i'm going to stick with my new found standards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 you know the drill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Musicface Posted August 26, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 Well there you go folks, apparently beggars can be choosers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 cougars are ok,,, there fun, and they uausually have money to suport me,,,mmmmmmmmm sugar momma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 Money? I was under the impression that all cougars had were a taste for booze, smokes, and younger men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 not the ones i know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted August 27, 2003 Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 c'mon,, its a guy,, it doesn't really fall under the heady WIFE part Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted August 27, 2003 Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 Maybe someone can hook you up with the Cougar that followed us back to Dr.Hux's last weekend. Did you get her number Hux? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmellyPants Posted August 27, 2003 Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 I'm Not Saying Enough Compassionate Urinal Ramblings Except........try Janetville Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted September 2, 2003 Report Share Posted September 2, 2003 i think i may have found my heady wife,,, everyone send some good vides my way.... how long do i have to wait to ask her to marry me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmellyPants Posted September 3, 2003 Report Share Posted September 3, 2003 go for it Jared!!! get down on one knee and ask her to give you head! I mean to be your heady wife! Ask now! Now Jared!! Ask that heady peep to commit the rest of her life to living in a van, and making hemp jewellery. If i wasn't such a ugly looking man i'd be all over your proposition you should get married in your van, down by the river!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted September 3, 2003 Report Share Posted September 3, 2003 cause she doesn't know she is going to be my heady wife yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyRage Posted September 4, 2003 Report Share Posted September 4, 2003 Jared is in love. Jared is in love. It was a little too easy though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted September 6, 2003 Report Share Posted September 6, 2003 going going going gone unoffically off the market,, bidding has ended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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