shitidiot Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 found this at www.topfive.com The Top 13 Reasons to Go to Work Naked 13.Your boss is always yelling "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" 12.Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 11.Inventive way to finally meet that hottie in Human Resources. 10."I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 9.To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. 8.You want to see if it's like the dream. 7.So that -- with a little help from Muzak -- you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. 6.Splattering grease from deep fryer is really hard to get out of your uniform. 5.People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 4.Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work stoned. 3.Because setting the nation's monetary policy and keeping Andrea Mitchell satisfied requires a delicate balance. 2.Keeps that snooty Ruth Bader-Ginsberg on her toes. and the Number 1 Reason to Go to Work Naked... Because the President insists when Hillary's out of town Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snarfmaster C Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 10. cause all my clothes have holes in them anyway 9. cause my washer/dryer are broken 8. cause it's freakin hot out 7. cause we're all naked under our clothes anyway (?!wtf?! ) 6. cause being naked rocks 5. cause my coworkers could use a change of pace 4. cause i work in a corner in a dungeon and no one would notice anyway 3. cause it's summer 2. cause i can 1. cause being naked rocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmellyPants Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 cause i'm naked and unemployed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Because I'm fuckin'Gorgeous!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skelter Posted August 31, 2003 Report Share Posted August 31, 2003 making sandwiches with my schlong would be way cooler than my hands ... i always thought using a spatula to spread the mustard was kinda hokey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shainhouse Posted September 2, 2003 Report Share Posted September 2, 2003 nothing beats bringing the ol' twig and berries to work w/me so it can have it's say on the day's events... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmellyPants Posted September 3, 2003 Report Share Posted September 3, 2003 quote: 10. cause all my clothes have holes in them anyway 9. cause my washer/dryer are broken 8. cause it's freakin hot out 7. cause we're all naked under our clothes anyway (?!wtf?! ) 6. cause being naked rocks 5. cause my coworkers could use a change of pace 4. cause i work in a corner in a dungeon and no one would notice anyway 3. cause it's summer 2. cause i can 1. cause being naked rocks .....Are you naked earthfreak ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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