What's MC Hammer up to now, you ask?

[Patchoulia]

From TMZ.com

"Rumors have been rampant over the Internet that MC Hammer recently died. Hammer's time?

TMZ has learned that Hammer, aka Stanley Burrell, is very much alive. His rep tells us that someone else with the name of Stanley Burrell died recently, and people have been confusing the two.

We're told Hammer is bringing his career back from the grave by starting up a new website called DanceJam. People can upload videos of themselves dancing, and hammer will critique them and rate your moves."

That sounds like surefire hit!!

Now where'd I put my puffy pants...

[Freeker]

I never asked.

[Patchoulia]

I never asked.

It's always Hammer-time in your world. Don't try to deny it.

[StoneMtn]

Finally! I have closure on the MC Hammer issue that's been keeping me up at nights.

Thank goodness he's okay!

[Hal Johnson]

I too will be starting a website where people can upload videos of themselves dancing and have me critique/rate them.

[StoneMtn]

Actually, I think I'll do the same; perhaps with a twist.

Mine will be "clothing optional".