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chicken soup for the beer drinker

bobs princess

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sometimes when i reflect on all the beer i drink i feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.If I didn't drink this they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and their dreams come true than be slfish and worry about my liver

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TV Announcer: Loaf-time, the cable network for the unemployed, will be back with more tips on how to win the lottery right after this.

Duff Beer commercial: Unemployed? Out of work? Sober? You sat around the house all day, but now it's Duff time! Duff, the beer that makes the days fly by!

Homer: Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Homer: Marge, where's the Duff!?!

Marge: Ohh, uh, we're all out, Homer.

Homer: D'oh!

Marge: Would you like some fruit juice?

Homer: Don't toy with me, woman!!

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