PalacePrincess Posted March 11, 2004 Report Share Posted March 11, 2004 HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kirsten, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. -- Freddie, age 6 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. -- Curt, age 7 The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8 HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted March 11, 2004 Report Share Posted March 11, 2004 quote:Originally posted by PalacePrincess: WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9 This one works, trust me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark tonin Posted March 11, 2004 Report Share Posted March 11, 2004 Thanks for the chuckles and laughs, PP! ! Peace, Mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted March 11, 2004 Report Share Posted March 11, 2004 that was too funny. i like "The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted March 12, 2004 Report Share Posted March 12, 2004 freddie is a genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onthejourney Posted March 12, 2004 Report Share Posted March 12, 2004 F'N HILARIOUS.... HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10 a truck? hahaha...priceless..where do they come up with these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groove Fetish Posted March 12, 2004 Report Share Posted March 12, 2004 freddie and ricky both seem pretty genuis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted March 12, 2004 Report Share Posted March 12, 2004 even if she looks like a truck. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! oh mercy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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