necrophilia

[Buffy420]

A man was broght before the judge and charged with necrophilia. (having intercorse with a dead woman) The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard of such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key!"

The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:

#1 It's none of your goddamn business

#2 She was my wife;

and....

#3 I didn't know she was dead; she ALWAYS acted that way!"

[Buffy420]

Three dead bodies turn up at the morgue, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coronor calls the the Police Inspector to find out what has happened.

"First body: Frenchman,60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress.

"Second body: Irishman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hense the smile"

"Third body: this is the most unusual one! Newfie, 30, struck by lightning.

"Why is he smiling then?" asks the coronor.

Inspector says "He thought he was having his picture taken"

[elemeno]

quote:

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Originally posted by shitidiot:

This necrophilia thing sounds like a ton of fun.

Its hard to find time for new hobbies.

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[shitidiot]

This necrophilia thing sounds like a ton of fun.

Its hard to find time for new hobbies.

[arcane]

Those homeosexual necrophiliacs are too serious for me, always being in dead earnest and all that.