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Yea, me and Nelly are like this! :::index finger and middle finger intertwined:::

Tonight at the Starlight, who's in?

Paisley? Where were you? That show was a barrell of monkeys!

What? But Nelly told me you were playing today! Do you think you could orgnize an impromptu show for us? I was really looking forward to it. Apparently YATS doesn't make stuff up, but Nelly does. Poop.

From my experience in cell phone sales I find that Bluetooth headset performance can vary depending on the brand of headset and the brand of your phone. A headset that pairs well with the RAZR will not necessarily pair well with the Chocolate. As a general rule I have noticed the most customer satisfaction with plantronics products as a rule. The best headset I've ever tried was made by Shure, the company that makes amps and stuff. The one I tried was wired as I had an older model phone when I tried it, but the sound was crystal clear and because of the structure of the earbud it cut out all background noise. When you buy your headset, ask about the return policy. I know that the Wireless Wave will take your accessories back for a full refund as long as you bring back all the packaging and the receipt.

Holy shit, there's someone in my head but it's not me!

Janis Joplin is the closest thing to a deity I have. Okay, and I have a guilty little pleasure when it comes to music. She's not rock but I love Dolly Parton's voice.

I'm sorry but this is going to be graphic.......Leonard Cohen makes me wet!

I'm number 50, mainly due to being an over-opinionated asshole.

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So let's get back to the important issue that surfaced during the progress of this thread. Who needs a spanking from the babysitter? }

Anytime, sugar!

YATS, you're better than ecstasy.

How about those "tell your doctor" ads?If you tell your doctor, isn't he just a dealer at that point? Doctors get kickbacks from pharm companies for promoting their product. Therefore, the fact that medicine is no longer a service but an industry for profit negates its validity.

I haven't done much E since University (man did I like that line of credit for the three months it lasted!) but if I wanted to get some more I would like to be able to make that choice for myself. People fry their brains and bodies on all the commercially available Pfizer products by their own choice, I'll fry myself in my own way. If I'm going to harm myself then I'm going to have fun doing it, for fuck's sake!

Happy Tofurky and Blowjob Day!

A miserably married guy decides he needs some companionship, so he goes to a pet store. The salesman says, " I have a great pet for you. A toothless hamster". The guy says, " Nah." The salesman says, " But it gives great head." The guy takes it home. His wife screams, " What the hell is that thing?" He says, "Never mind what it is. Teach it to cook and then get the fuck out."

Yep, one would need a nurse in that case. However, people also need nurses to wipe up after them after they've had a severe adverse reaction from prescribed medication. One substance that caused the necessity of a nurse is legal, the other is not. How does this make any sense?

Poop.

Honestly, I don't need a fucking babysitter. I would like to have the option of legally buying ecstasty should I so choose to partake of it again. Allowing drugs like alcohol and pharmeceuticals to be legal and outlawing ecstasy and other substances does not follow a clear and discernable logical path. I am a self-directed being with morals and values of my own choosing. The government has no right to choose what I can and can not do with my body, as long as I harm no others.

Come to Waterloo for the Jomomma show! I don't know how I'm getting there, but I'll work on that later. I think I heard about crashspace at my favourite whore's house too.

Browntown has a plethora of wonderful nellies!

You're thirty?!? Holy Shit. Happy Birthday!

Some Humor for IWD: The airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination."John sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?" When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?" "Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female." "My God," said John, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit.""That's another thing sir," said the attendant, "We No Longer Call It The Cock Pit." "It's The Box Office."