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  1. somehow "snow" and disco actually go together.
  2. Vegas just got 9cm. Las Vegas gets heaviest snow fall in 30 years The desert city of Las Vegas, celebrated for its balmy air and 24-hour casinos, has given gamblers a surprise with the heaviest snowfall in almost 30 years. Last Updated: 3:09AM GMT 19 Dec 2008 Las Vegas gets heaviest snow fall in 30 years For the city's children the weather brought an unexpected bonus: a day off school Photo: GETTY The rare winter storm brought the Nevada city to a halt, forcing cancellations to flights and closing major highways. But as several inches of snow carpeted the normally warm ground and lay heavy on the broad fronds of palm trees, tourists rushed outside to record the event with souvenir photographs. With temperatures far below their normal level, the city's new most popular attraction appeared to be posing beneath the "Welcome to fabulous Las Vegas" sign blanketed in snow. For the children of the city's residents, who normally play second fiddle to the hordes of fun-seeking visitors, the weather brought an unexpected bonus: a day off school. While snow is relatively common on the arid hills that surround the sun-baked city, it is rare for flakes to settle on the famous Las Vegas strip. According to American weather officials, the city normally gets about 1/2 an inch of snow a year. In this storm, seven times that amount was dumped on the city's broad, palm-lined boulevards. "This amount made it a significant storm," said Jerome Jacques, a meteorologist. "We haven't had this amount of snow since 1979."
  3. Ebonics Christmas 'Twas da night befo' Christmas & all in the hood, Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good. The tube socks was hung on the window sill and we all had smiles up on our grill. Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib in the back bedroom, cuz that's how we live. And Moms in her do-rag and me with my nine, had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine. All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by, Bumpin' phat beats cuz the system's fly. I bounced to the window at a quarter pas' 'Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's ass! well anyway.... I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this! She said, Stop frontin' & just mind yo' bidness. I said, for real doe, come check dis out. We weren't even buggin', no worries, no doubt. Cuz bumpin' an thumpin' from around da way Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh. Da beats was kickin', da ride was phat I said, "Yo red Dawg, you all that!" He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz, "Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise!" To the top of the projects & across the strip mall, We gots ta go, I got a booty call!" He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof, and sippin' on a 40, he busted a move. I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!" he said, "Damn homie, deese projects is wack! But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz." Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin. He slid down the fire exscape smoove as a cat, and busted the window wit' a b-ball bat. I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?" he said,"You best get on up out my face!" His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold, His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old. He dropped down the duffle, Bulls logo on the side. Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide. A wink of his eye and a shine off his gold toof, He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof He jumped in his hooptie wit' rims made of chrome, To tap that big booty waitin' at home. And all I heard as he cruised outta sight, was a loud and hearty..... "WEEESST SIIIIDE!!!!"
  4. I'll be at work until 4:30. My boss is a dick.
  5. Phish 12-30-97 D3. Harry Hood%-> My Soul, Sleeping Monkey, Guyute$ E: Carini-> Black-Eyed Katy-> Sneakin'Sally Through the Alley-> Frankenstein&
  6. trains run the snow guigs! I'm sure we can gather a fund to get ya to KW if $$ is a problem.
  7. We have a facking ton in KW already...at least 8cm in the parking lot.
  8. http://www.jambands.ca/sanctuary/showtopic.php?tid/250195/ try that thread eddie.
  9. When AngréBooche jumps in the snow he doesn't get cold, the snow gets AngréBooche.
  10. Sounds like my Saturday nights! zzzzzzzzzzzing!
  11. I'll pitch in, but i want it on Fridays.
  12. Like a woman? Not so far off, was I?
  13. Schwa.

    Rothbury

    i thought it was pretty funny
  14. Feelin' the love AngréBooche, feelin' the love.
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