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From Perez: What 'licious singer arrived in the Ottawa airport yesterday completely smashed??? She was so drunk that she needed assistance from her bodyguard to exit the plane and make her way through customs. At least she didn't pee herself (again)!

hahhahaha.... I just had to post it... Sorry Trev.

A-fucking-greed... he could probably do a better job than Murray too... As it stands... Heatley-Alfie-Spezza Foligno-Vermette-Fisher Ruutu-Kelly-Neil Donovan-McAmmond-Winchester Mezsaros-Phillips Volchenkov-Schubert Lee-Nycholat Gerber-Auld

YES!!! Back in black!

Another Bluesfest Birthday Buddy!! Have a good one!

Thanks Everyone, it was a great day! Primus couldn't have been better.

Brendan Shanahan looks to be headed elswhere and my bet is Montreal. Shanny has always wanted to play in Montreal and what a perfect fit he would be in this coming centenial year for the Habs.

It's 3 am, I'm drunk and I can read this shit over and over again and it still makes me laugh!

I'm sick and tired of it. I know everybody in hockey is. I know our peers are like, 'Well, that's Burkie.' This guy is an absolute media junkie and I guess he's achieving what he wants because he gets his name in the headlines. But the reality is, I hate the fact that my name is linked to his. He's an underachieving wanna-be in terms of success in the NHL. He won a Stanley Cup? Great. I've won six Stanley Cups, you want to count rings? Who cares, it's just a little pathetic that he carries on."

"Where do I begin?," started Lowe. "He's a moron, first of all. Secondly, he really believes that any news for the NHL is good news. Thirdly, he loves the limelight and I don't think anyone in hockey will dispute that. Lastly, he's in a pathetic hockey market where they can't get on any page of the newspaper let alone the front page of the sports, so any of this stuff carries on."

The talk in the paper today is Kyle MacLaren... Big boy.

WWF Monday Night Raw.... Burke and Lowe face off in the squared circle.

That's what I was going for.

I was toooo busy talking Leafs/Habs/Sens with punk and whitey, and didn't even know fist was on stage. Then I went into a port-o-potty and threw up because it smelled soooooooo bad.

Good times at B-Fest...good times!

uh-oh... Velvet

scariest thing I have ever seen.

that's right AD GO SENS GO! but I'm still really scared

Should be fun!!! I know too girls that are going to be goo goo ga ga, all night long... Better find a girlfriend for the night, guigsy...you available to keep me warm?

Jesus...where the hell do you work... It's gonna be Bidini for me...running all the way from 1500 St.Laurent Blvd. Think I can make it in 15 mins? I'll probably be a sweaty mess.

Holy fuck.... This is really getting brutal.

Trade Gerbs to dump salary....add another D-man.... Mathieu Schnieder.

Give Luke one more year.

Sign Martin Straka, Pavel Demitra returns.