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Farts?

It would be alot easier if they allowed athletes to use performance enhancers.

AWESOME! August 20, 2008 Brian Caldwell Record staff KITCHENER James Boppre broke all the rules of house arrest when he went for a late-night drive in his pickup truck last month. He did not observe his curfew. He did not remain sober. He did not keep the peace. And as he crashed into a Kitchener car lot -- driving naked while speeding, drunk, high on crack cocaine and next to a naked prostitute -- he was not being of good behaviour. "This is one of the most flamboyant, flaming relapses I've ever seen," defence lawyer Brennan Smart said. "It's almost the stuff of comedy writers." Boppre, 39, of Waterloo, already had a drunk driving record when he was convicted last year of two weapons offences and breach of recognizance. He received a nine-month conditional sentence of house arrest and went to a rehabilitation facility, where he was an "exemplary resident." Once out and living with his sister, Boppre thought he had his problem under control and gradually began drinking and taking drugs again. Then, on the night of July 30, he completely snapped. "He just jumped in with both feet," Smart said. "It's astounding." The former owner of a landscaping business with a six-figure income, Boppre got drunk, went out in his truck and picked up a prostitute at a Kitchener intersection. Crown prosecutor Mark Poland said Boppre then parked on East Avenue and smoked crack with the woman before they both took their clothes off. Boppre sped away on East, masturbating while watching the woman masturbate, then missed a curve, went over an island and crashed into a parked car at the intersection of Weber Street. Witnesses saw Boppre grab his clothes and dress while running away, leaving the accident and the naked woman behind. He was arrested after one of the witnesses followed him behind a nearby plaza and gave police a description. "I think Your Honour would struggle to find a more egregious breach," Poland told Justice Colin Westman. "It holds the conditional sentencing regime up to ridicule." Poland argued for a six-month jail term after Boppre -- supported in court by two rows of friends and relatives -- pleaded guilty yesterday to impaired driving, possession of crack cocaine and leaving the scene of an accident. Westman, however, disagreed the house arrest was a failure because Boppre unravelled with about a month to go. He credited Boppre with doing well for so long and gave him just four months in jail -- the minimum penalty given his three previous drunk driving convictions. "I want to reward you for the efforts you've made," Westman said. Boppre was also prohibited from driving for five years and placed on probation for three years, with a term he get recommended counselling. Smart said Boppre has a supportive family and wants to try rehab again to beat his "debilitating addiction."

Keeping fingers crossed it doesn't get turned into the Liquor Dome.

Haven't heard anyone talk about this yet. 12-2:00pm Dancer for Cancer Amateur Dance Competition (link to the Dancer for Cancer info) 2:00pm Opening ceremonies including a Parade of Survivors and special guests 2:30 - 3:15pm Dancer for Cancer Finals of Amateur Dance Competition 3:30 - 4:15pm J.D.Robertson and the Details 4:30 - 5:30pm Lonesome Paul 5:50 - 6:30pm 20th Century Boys 6:50 - 8:05pm Monkey Junk 8:30 - 10:00pm Elliott Brood

TOKYO (AP) _ Japan is investigating a possible battery defect in the popular iPod Nano music player after reports that two overheated in Tokyo, scorching nearby paper and a woven straw mat, a government official said Tuesday.

Happy Belated!!!

Happy Belated!

Mine's not good enough?

Holy FUCK!! The Sadies rocked my socks off... I'm gushing right now..... Dallas remembered my name!!!!!!!!! that boy loves to talk!!!! Thank you Taylor for the backstage...thank you!!

why yes, yes I was.

I cannot wait to see the Sadies in that dance tent tonight....the floor is so bouncy!!!

Man...I love the onion.

Can you say Jason Spezza?

Pretty much same here.... The 'spos were going to be World Champions that year

Awesome!!! what a whirlwind it was for us.... We were due to have our Stag and Doe that week. We had booked a City of Ottawa facility for it but the city had closed everything, so we were stuck. Luckily rabidmonkey came through, offered his parents backyard, complete with pool and trampoline for the party. It turned out to be one of the greatest parties of all time. We'll always remember that night!!! Highlights... 3 words... Naked-Cake-Trampoline Guitar player, completely swished, rollerblading down the road, all the while, one of his biggest fans, shouting..."THE HANDS!!! DON'T FALL, CAREFUL OF THE HANDS!!!!" Think I was able to save the last beer for DaveyBoy, or maybe it was FBTS. Thanks again SHANER!

You'd think the Onion could do a better photoshop

His hands are HUGE

His name in Vince.

Turducken. With a side of skirt steak salad.

Oh AD...I've seen planes before.

that thing is COOL!

Found it!!! at CNN

Seriously

or the Citizen.