I had to cheat for this one...but these lyrics are great! "Transvestite" My mom, she's not a woman anymore, She dresses like a man dresses like a man, She's not as feminine as she Used to be before. Now she is so damned masculine. I close my eyes My mom's not a woman anymore She's wearing a disguise Everytime she leaves through that door. My mom's not the same As she was in the past If I misbehave she kicks my ass My mom's not quite the Woman that she was before When my friends come over She likes to wrestle them down to the floor. And I close my eyes My mom's not a woman anymore She's wearing a disguise Everytime she leaves through that door. My mom's a transvestite.