This is my brunch from last sunday... 12:50pm. Arrive at the Standard for chow. 12:51pm. Seated with menus. 1:10pm. Waitress finally comes to take our order...wait a second...she just ran outside to tell her friends to come in. 1:12pm. Finally takes our order. 1:12pm. Still no coffee, I get frustrated and hail a waitress. 1:15pm. Coffee comes, cold, and order coffee for rest of table. 1:20pm Coffee comes for rest of table. 1:20pm-2:00pm Chatting with friends, drinking coffee, starving. 2:01pm Waitress comes to tell us food will be here 2 minutes 2:20pm FOOD FINALLY COMES! I ordered thier version of a "Hungry-Man's Breakie" forget what it's called. Anyways, 3 eggs, some bacon 4 potatos, and 2 fried tomatoes...NO TOAST!! How do you have eggs without toast...So I asked Stephie for a piece of hers...mmmmm, this is dry!!! They don't butter the toast....and it's nearly as thin as Melba toast...and as dry... Anyhow....we didn't pay for anything, and I won't be back for breakie...but I do have a dinner party thier soon...so we shall see how that goes!