Hal Johnson

Sometimes I wish I was from Dildo, Newfoundland, just so I can sometimes say "You can take the Boy out of Dildo, but ya cant take Dildo out of the Boy."

I dont mean to get invloved, but I think he just called your mother a whore.

I havce a HUGE dink and this entire thread offends me. Seriously.

True, and this picture was from the long, long ago. Its even scarier to imagine how many more babes he scored after he introduced the short shorts. I wonder who fared better though; Bobby, or Phil? I mean Phill's got some pretty hot wristbands to rival anything Bobby could muster.

(How did I manage to do that?)

Jimmy Page dated a fourteen year old. And Id hate to brake it to ya, but Jerry and Trey probably had their share of underagers as well. Im not condoning it, I just dont think its all that shocking.

Wow! I cant believe that little girl (boy?) could crap that well. That's impressive.

Blue Quarter

Mr Something Something

Recipe

GTB

JIMMY Swift

Old BUrt

Oh Wait....this isnt a Jam Bands site...doh

Nice to see Erasure still kickin ass.

Those who dont like baseball just dont appreciate the intricicies of the game. Which explains how someone could like rugby more, as it has no intricicies. Am I spelling intricicies right? Probably not.

Pearl jam's record company is probably affiliated with USA today so they just whipped up a list to help promote the struggling Pearl Jam who are, most likely, still milking songs from their first three albums. Which is also too bad, because they had a lot of promise. I also think The Chilly peppers have just had more success at mediocrity (artistically-wise) than pearl jam. And Id bet the farm that if Kurt was still alive, Nirvana would have at least 4 aweful albums under their belt.

The last I saw she was in a fire pit. (She was okay though.) The last I heard, she was downing Whiskey and causin a rukkus. Not sure what happened first though....By the way, 'twas a fine weekend, wouldnt you say?

Ya, thanks Nirvana, for paving the way for Bands like Puddle of Mud and Nickelback. Oh and Bush.

MAn, I love GNR. I took a sabatical from listening to them for a while, and when I got Use your Illusions 1 again a couple of months ago, I remembered how awesome they were. Really, they were something else. Slash, to me, plays, at least at times, the perfect solo. He hits all the right notes on so many songs. I could go on forever, but i wont. Oh, and people who say they hate them have never really listened to them. Big hair, maybe, but it was the times; these guys were miles away from the rest of the big hair pack.

Its funny, cuz when I suggested "raping" them as a sollution to the pit bull problem in toronto, everyone thought I was joking. Losers.

Salad fingers funny...how 'bout Gi Joe over dubs? Porkchop Sandwhiches!!

And while were at it, why doesnt Mcdonald play more often?

Rios is a crappy homerun hitter, I just think it's wierd that when he hits them he looks so good doin it.

They better pick it up soon. They really have to win 3 of four to stay in this thing....really missin delgado's big bat this year...tough to win games without that proverbial three-run homer. Rios looks like a fifty home run guy when he hits 'em, but they're way too few and far in between.

I strongly suggest reading "survivor" by chuck palnhiuk for a good laugh at the religion industry.

Another unwritten rule I like: when turning a double play, the player catchig the ball and firing to first seldom ever actually touches the bag (2nd base) with his foot, but an ump will not call it, literally, 99% of the time.

And, no, the lead does not have to be four, it can be anything. Id have to say four would be the lowest to garner this type of reactiion. That's why this fight was so dumb.

Thats funny. It all started because the guy tried to bunt while down 4-0 in the previous game. For some strange reason, the baseball gods consider this poor etiquette. I played a little my self and remember occasions such as this I could never understand why it pissed people off so much. But apparently, if your losing 4-0, or 7-2, or 5-1, or whatever, your not supposed to steal or bunt, and why the fuck is that? Because the team in the lead has earned it's right to be lazy? I completely understand the other side though; if you way ahead, dont steal or bunt. Its just good sportsmanship. Ah well....

Taking in to acoount Low Roller's avatar, I cant help but think that maybe it IS better to burn out than fade away. Unless you just dont give a feck what people think about you. Rock on Niel Young!!!

THats too funny. I had to watch Am. Idol this season, only because of my GF, but I gotta admit, that Bo Bice character was pretty cool. He had a lot of composure for someone in his position. In an interview after he lost in the final he said "please dont remember me for this show," and apparently he wouldnt let them change his image one iota to fit T.V. standards.He was the "Rupert" of american Idol, and totally deserved this. ITs wierd too, cuz my GF was just wondering aloud the other day about who he'd make his big first appearence with. I wouldnt have dreamed it would be trey. And, ya, the fact that they played Panama is absolutely rediculous. MAkes perfect sense. Trey hasnt jumped the shark, he knows whats goin on.

True...but still. It just aint the same anymore, and sub par Simpson episodes really really suck because it reminds of when they were super wicked-awesome. Then I get sad for the good old days (quality-wise)

(Long time listener, first time caller)....may I be the first on this thread to say it: I know it, you know it, Its gonna blow.