YearsAlongTheSea

Box, Toaster, Happy Birthday, Maple Syrup.... no.... wait, I'm gonna hold to that one.

Yeah, this is all very, deeply fucked up in immensely broad proportions. What's going on right now, or has been going on for some time, is the modern day version of the assasination of Arch Duke Ferdinand in this New World War; call it III or IV if you're a fan of the cold variety.

It's apples and oranges, but either way, it's ugly.

Nice, these guys are slam-drivin' funky. Well, as far as I can tell, haven't heard too much of their efforts but have a good feeling. Think I'm in here. Think I'm late here.

I like the sounds of that Lamp. "Robots in Disguise"

One take on it....

If you see a midget wearing a pink sombrero, most likely hanging around the MGM Grand, tell him he owes me a favor.

Rage it dude. Wear sunglasses and a very distracting hat. Maybe bust it out Dr. Zeus style. It's all about getting into people's heads. Be Basher, aka The Cat in the Hat. And when people call you and you've got the hand, you only have one thing to say: "Curiosity killed the cat." Then take their money.

A lot of countries still frown upon homosexuality in a serious way. They're very picky about sexuality in general. One guy I used to work with, who was from Ghana, told me it was illegal and taboo to perform cunalingus on a woman. As for homosexuality, it what's even worth bringing up. Pretty back-ass-wards.

I'd get your mouse to pitch in a little. I figure the little bastard could generate enough electricity to power your whole main-frame. Just get going on the wheel, a bit of unatainable cheese or crack in the cage should do the trick, and plug him right into the grid. You're laughing.

You could even start breeding them and put a little colony behind the fridge.

Food for thought anyhow.....

I'm sure he'll remind you to "Big-Up Yourselves Toronto," a number of times. He should check with his therapist regarding the 'big-up' tip. Seriously, at bluesfest I counted and left after the 13th time he asked me "How you feeeeeeling," and there were about 7 requests by Franti that the people of Ottawa "Big-Up" themselves. Whrere do you draw the line?

will there be vending ??

I'll be there with nitrous infused grilled cheeses sprinkled with crack. Otherwise call Trey and see what he's serving.

1-888-4-Wilson

Hmm... The Coke does go well with the Chicken.

Sorry, I know it's not the weekend getaway you may have been looking for but I saw the title and thought I'd let you know what my favorite camp spot is, and to date, Crestone Needle Basecamp takes the cake.

I'm actually thinking of taking myself and the dawg out into the country for some private reprieve with nature this weekend so I'm thinking of somewhere remote in Ontario, maybe around Algonquin, but I'll have to start looking into that.

The Crestone Needle Alpine Meadow. It's a bitch to get up there; a real bitch. But, it's georgeous. The 14,000+ ft peaks turn fire red at sunset ala Sangre De Cristo style and Crestone Peak is an easy walk up if you're into mountaneering. From the top you can see the entire 'Blood of Christ' Mountain Range and the Great Sand Dunes National park below you. Breathtaking. Logistics are a bitch here. Go to Durango to a Expedition Store and try to get some maps. Best trip you'll ever take.

Does that make him less of an artist or just smart; like Dave Matthews?

I mean, if I had a CD and Starbucks said they wanted to sell it, well, there'd be a lot of yuppies listening to my shit but I'd be rolling in money. Did I hurt coffee bean farmers in the process? No. Did I suck from the coorporate teet, yeah, maybe a little, but I'm sure it would be nurturing for a while.

Okay, so they have a band. That's good news, sounds sick. I didn't know they played songs. I'm ignorant; I really thought they'd be playing hour-and-a-half sets of drums. And really, that's a lot of drumming. really.

Yeah, no censorship. You have the option to sensor yourself. It's the internet. I mean, really... I just looked over and saw a picture of Trey wanking off on his guitar. Am I offended? No. I don't think we should allow pictures of clowns. They tend to scare most people and people seem to be sensitive around here.

Oh yeah, and camp bisco V, the biscuits' 8th or 9th festival thrownto date; for a "young band" is hot as shit on a stick. And I relish in it.

Eat lots of pharmies and wake up for moe. That's what I would recommend, especially considering it might, nay, should tone down your whiney ass.

This is really cover story material:

Generic Hippie Band Books Generic Hippy Band Openers

Full Coverage inside including editorial from hippy clit dimafleck

Nice. Have an awsome trip. It's pretty hard not to once you hit the Rockies if you ask me but that's just my two cents. Anyways, safe travels, see you when you get back.

[Am I the only one who reads that as 'she's all about the choda'?

What's 'the choda?' I think of a guru of chodes when I see the word 'choda."

I like vegan places that serve meat. It's tough to find but keeps everyone happy. You've got my digits, be in touch.

That's weak sauce. I've never heard of this place but now I'm intrigued. Have ya'll tried alternate forms of tipping?

Shain, I gotta get my proverbial shit together, but I could be down for a bite. I'll PM you my number a bit later.

Well, let's just agree to...... agree.

insert a smily face....

here.

that's it.

bump.

I think I need to learn more about this tour before I jump on the wagon. If it's just the two of them doing drums, I can imagine that would get old really quick. So, the question is, who are they playing with? What's the dilly-yo?

And, the last thing we need is another Trey rumour.

I heard from Trey's Ferret that Trey is sick of Trey rumours. Yes, this comes directly from the snout itself. You heard it here first.

Shame Shain, I'm going to Toronto Thursday->Friday. If there's something good going on Wednesday night I'd be down to meet up. Keep me posted.