CharlieDon'tSurf

My first car...an '83 Hot Wheels Bubblegunner

My present car...my wife's '91 VeeDub Passat(she let's me drive it on Sundays in the driveway...of course, I'm an excellent driver)

This, I think, substantiates my claim that I am a passenger of life

Did anyone ever have those G.I. Joes that were about a foot tall, with all the wicked vehicles and guns...those kicked ass - precursors to the McFarlane line of toys as far as detail...

As the ultimate in Sanctuary newbies, my take on the situation is to go to that show without listening to the CD. You will be hopelessy unprepared, as I was, but you will be knocked off of yer freakin' feet... then you'll get back up on 'em and groove.

Take it from me - a skinny white boy with little rhythm and no dance in his shoes - I was lovin' every note

Lego Funny Car racing down the driveways in the neighbourhood - all of which were at about a 60 degree angle

Man-Hunt, only we called it 'Weren't there 11 of us when this game started?!'

But theVERY BEST game(s) ever were Hockey Cards - including Flips, Knock-Downs, rebounds and Closest-to-the-Wall!

Man...I'm dying for a pack of O-Pee-Chee's now...

Life is just sitting back, enjoying the scenery, letting whatever happens happen, and giving a little something to everyone that you come across... that includes beer and weed and precludes venereal diseases and bad vibes.

I am an official passenger of life

Well a mommy Canadian and a daddy Canadian ask the Canada Goose (contrary to popular belief, the stork is not aerodynamicaly fit to carry babies) to bring them a baby Canadian...and that's what makes a Canadian...

The last time I had a good dearm, my freakin' arm almost fell off...

There you go...bringing up '94...That definitely was our last big chance at the Cup...the tears are now flowing...I hate Mike Richter...why couldn't Nathan Lafayette have fired that puck a couple inches to the left...arghhhh...I just spilled my cold potato soup...

Being a Canucks fan and living in the east, is like being a vegan and working at a slaughterhouse....it's a freakin' nightmare!

The boys from so-called "Hockey Town" don't deserve to buy another Cup and they're too damn old to win one... Go 'Nucks Go!

Fear the wrath of Bertuzzi and ignore the trap of Ottawa!

How 'bout Yeti?

...or better yet, 'lil shit, which in Tibetan means 'a small piece of pooh', which was considered very good luck for the constipated monk...