Basher

All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I remember thinking it would take a man six hundred years to tunnel through the wall with it. Old Andy did it in less than twenty. Oh, Andy loved geology. I imagine it appealed to his meticulous nature. An ice age here, million years of mountain building there. Geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That, and a big goddamn poster. Like I said, in prison a man will do most anything to keep his mind occupied. Turns out Andy's favorite hobby was totin' his wall out into the exercise yard, a handful at a time. I guess after Tommy was killed, Andy decided he'd been here just about long enough. Andy did like he was told, buffed those shoes to a high mirror shine. The guards simply didn't notice. Neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes? Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to. Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.

Bravo.

Don't worry, Ollie. The line I will not cross is to do property damage...

The actual property line, on the other hand, you have no issue crossing?

I have heard 9 for Cornmeal and 11 for TLG.

[color:purple]This can lead to nothing but good things!

Happy Happy!!

By the way, I know nothing of poetry, but I like what you had there much better then the "non-artistically-credible" version Trey shat out.

It's for a class... so it needed to have some artistic credibility...

BAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAAA!

That's your line of the year brother.

The answer was yes.

Love him or hate him, you gotta respect what he did for fans of his team. Shame he wasn't elected to the HOF as a builder while he was alive.

Report: Steinbrenner dies at 80

ESPN.com news services

George Steinbrenner died Tuesday morning, a person close to the longtime New York Yankees owner told The Associated Press.

WABC-TV in New York reported that Steinbrenner, the Yankees' owner since 1973, suffered a massive heart attack.

According to reports, Steinbrenner, who celebrated his 80th birthday on July 4, was taken to a Tampa hospital after emergency crews responded to his home Monday night.

Steinbrenner gave his sons, Hal and Hank, day-to-day control of the team in late 2007.

He told The Associated Press last week that he was "feeling good" after spending a couple hours in his office at the Yankees' spring training complex.

Under his ownership, the Yankees have won seven AL pennants and seven World Series titles.

Information from The Associated Press was used in this report.

I'd be shocked if there wasn't a pretty massive rerelease in the week before the show. That goes for all remaining Phish shows, save for Berkeley and Telluride.

I think Brad took liberties with the topic title. More like "freelance writer from Montreal printed in Washington Post calls Ottawa 'cool'".

Well, you got THAT going for you...

I can't wait for these guys to get traded next season.

Anyone who thought LBJ/Bosh would leave a year of job security on the table was flat out kidding themselves.

Holy shit this sounds wicked!

Being ~25, a millionaire, living on the beach in whack houses with your three best friends, running the NBA (in their minds).

It has to be that simple, right? These are KIDS.

Inside the Nitrous Mafia, an East Coast Hippie-Crack Ring

Summer concert season means jamming to the familiar hiss of 'hippie crack'

By John H. Tucker Tuesday, Jul 6 2010

Long article so I decided against posting it all. Enjoy at the link.

You might as well write the article now.

bouche, the ISP in question HAS to warn the customer on behalf of the victim, or face the possibility of legal actions.

I didn't know a single one of you fine peeps back then. Didn't know the douches either!

it is on demonoid now. Open sign-ups.

As soon as Millman left the ball started rolling on this. I'm happy for the change - the morning show was just the same shit every day forever, and the Hogan slot was snap time.

And yes, Faraway is terrible. I'll listen to Phish until September.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=S3GFTYHZ

Now, it will say Walnut, and the file name is Walnut, but it is most definitely Charlotte.