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If there was an award for how many times the phrase "poopy hands" (or some variation thereof) was uttered in a single thread, I'm pretty sure this one would win.

Hey, I am not mocking Sex and the City - I am mocking its reference in a thread about The West Wing. I enjoyed Friends too, but I ain't gonna sully this thread with that show either.

Don't hurt yourself..all that back-pedaling has got to be hard to negotiate...

I've received several of these..it doesn't get old...

Sorry, I'm going to have to step in here for a well-placed Bash-mock.

This actually happened a few days ago...

Sitting at my house, remote in my hand, watching an episode of Sex & the City for the umpteenth time, I decided to see what else was on...

Basher: Hey! Go back! I haven't seen that one!

Basher's just as much a girl as the next Sex & the City loving guy, so don't take any crap from him...

Wax bouche?

http://www.waxhoff.com/

Congratulations Dave!!!

It's so witty and so smart and the characters are all incredibly engaging.

It's not just the characters and the situations in which they find themselves that are interesting, the situations themselves are also intriguing. Some shows focus on the characters--the circumstances in which they find themselves are secondary to their relationships and interactions with one another etc. Some shows focus on the stories (i.e. Law & Order) and the characters themselves are somewhat peripheral. In this show, it's all fantastic--nothing is given short shrift.

The last season was shit. But all the previous seasons are stellar. In terms of quality, it's certainly one of the best non-HBO/Showtime dramas that was ever on TV.

Actually, as much as it was a drama, there was a lot of comedy in it, too. And the actors are all superb.

Rent or buy the DVDs. Awesome.

"Who the fuck brought these motherfucking beverages on this motherfucking plane?"

((((mikey))))

The tickets have been claimed.

Thanks for playing!

The oddest part about that picture is that the guy getting bitten doesn't even look all that scared or alarmed..he just looks mildly annoyed...

Like he's thinking, "Great. Another snake biting into my face. Just what I needed today."

Oooh, it's going to be so much fun!

Thank Rogers..or, as we like to say around here, "Thanks Uncle Ted!"

Section 125, Row 35, seats 105/106

It's Cito Gaston bobblehead day!

Note you will have to get the tix from me before 2 today at 1 Mount Pleasant (Bloor/Sherbourne) or pick them up from my house (Lakeshore/High Park area).

Still lots of tickets available!

Personally, I think professional tennis would get a much-needed boost if they were all forced to wear jaunty sailor hats.

Bump for updated info.

Halleluia!

In addition to tix for this Sunday's match, I also have 300 level tickets available for almost each match coming up for anyone interested..(Absolutely free for Skanks!)

PM me with date/time (matinee or evening) you'd be interested in going and I'll see what I can do!

I don't remember seeing this thread yesterday, but I think I must have subconsciously noticed it because I had a dream about going to this show (it was a fantastic show, too, btw).

I think if you'd asked me yesterday, I would have been indifferent about going...but he totally kicked ass in my dream and now I can't wait.

All I know is that I'm going to be the first in line at the Box Office for this sequel:

Happy birthday, Heather! Hope you have a great day and a fantastic year!

From Defamer.com:

We're willing to bet that when news of Mel Gibson's DUI bust in Malibu early Friday became public later that day, the still-hungover actor probably had no idea that he would soon remember that initial report of his arrest as one of the happier, more carefree moments of his recent life.

Since then, the simple story of "celebrity ingests too much alcohol, drives automobile too fast, and gets semi-embarrassing slap on the wrist from law enforcement officials of rich beach community" has become one of "celebrity ingests too much alcohol, drives automobile too fast, tries to run away from law enforcement officials attempting to give him semi-embarrassing slap on the wrist, is easily recaptured by law enforcement officials, threatens to commit act of sexual aggression against law enforcement officials, claims to own the rich beach community which employs law enforcement officials, promises to use vast financial resources to gain revenge upon law enforcement officials [Ed.note--Deep breath, here come the good parts], expresses belief that people of the Jewish faith are responsible for entirety of armed global conflict, tries to ascertain if law enforcement officials are members of the Jewish faith, notices presence of female law enforcement official, refers to female law enforcement official by epithet suggesting that her mammaries are made of sugar, pantomimes intention to urinate on floor of holding cell, and attempts to destroy malfunctioning phone when it fails to provide a dial tone for his legally mandated post-arrest call."

Report from Vegas, this just in...they just finished their 2nd break:

After break 1, he was down to $9000 (they started w/$10K).

After the 2nd break, he is up to $11,500.

Yay!

Omigod, that site is hysterical!

I've heard rumors that Mischa Barton is supposed to be attractive.

Clearly somebody has their facts mixed up because attractive people don't look like Beetlejuice. Or space aliens. Or whatever else looks the way Mischa Barton looks.

And what kind of expression is that? It's the face you make when somebody asks you what the square root of 12,526 is, shows you a picture of your mom having sex with the mailman, and then gives you a bag full of puppies and kittens.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to go my entire life without ever making that expression.