Douglas Posted March 23, 2003 Report Share Posted March 23, 2003 I'm at work, once again on a Saturday night. It's sooo slow in here, that I might try to convince them to let me leave a few hours early. What are some of the things that you would say (or have said) to your boss to get out of work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted March 23, 2003 Report Share Posted March 23, 2003 "I'm leaving" I have a pretty sweet boss though...he's been known to say "are you going to be in on Friday?"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted March 23, 2003 Report Share Posted March 23, 2003 "My husband is hungry, and I dont allow him to turn on the stove." "I saw this KILLER band last night, and the guitar player is going to be at my house tonight. He is sooooooooo dreamy. Can I go home to play?" and now, one that I used for a few days: "I stubbed my toe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted March 23, 2003 Report Share Posted March 23, 2003 ok, seriously... 1. migraine headache 2. stomach problems, say you think you may have eaten something bad, and keep having to "go to the washroom" this one's good as they shouldn't press for too many details, if they do, use the "d" word...(diarreah). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted March 23, 2003 Report Share Posted March 23, 2003 #2 is a good one. I've used it, and it works! Or try, "I have all these spiders crawling over me......" and see how that goes..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted March 23, 2003 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2003 hey Dr. Hux...perhaps I should start working on the bathroom thing now......every 10 mins, I could hop out of the call centre with my hands on my butt..."cheeks stay together! Cheeks stay together!" Oh, and Andre....You AREN'T allowed to turn on the stove if I'm not there! "YOU LACK DISCIPLINE!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted March 23, 2003 Report Share Posted March 23, 2003 ...yes, you want them to notice you going to the washroom a lot - without you mentioning it, when they do....you're gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted March 23, 2003 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2003 hahahaha!!! MarcO - that's priceless! I can just see it now! I would win an Oscar for my performance! Although, they'd probably put me in a straight jacket! Good times! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieDon'tSurf Posted March 23, 2003 Report Share Posted March 23, 2003 from a guy who's most used and successful excuse for bugging out of a day of work is "nero's playing and i'm a drunken lush", i'm sure i'll be of no help.... the upset tummy routine sounds quite promising... if not highly amusing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted March 23, 2003 Report Share Posted March 23, 2003 My back is killing me. I have a stomach virus. I've been throwing up all night. I have a fever. Note: all excuses have been used in order for me to attend the following concerts ( in the last 4 years ): ABB; Gov't Mule; Phish; Phil & Friends; Derek Trucks; The Who; International Noise Conspiracy; Immortal Lee County Killers; North Mississippi Allstars etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted March 23, 2003 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2003 SWEET! I get to home anyway...without having to crap my pants or act crazy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tara Posted March 23, 2003 Report Share Posted March 23, 2003 TWO WORDS WOMAN PROBLEMS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikey d Posted March 23, 2003 Report Share Posted March 23, 2003 well i made the mistake of goign to work after eating 4 grams of shrooms in the summer. just to make the whole experience worse I had to walk up the busiest street in town for an hour to get there. not to mention i worked in teh seafood dpt. of a grocery store . . kind of a trippy place. this did work out for the best though. the following night there was a jazz festival in a town enar by followed by a wicked party (wich the rest of my ounce fo shrooms was intended for) and I would have had to miss both due to work. luckily i looked so fucked up fromt eh mushrooms the night before they thought iI was deathly ill and I got the enxt night off. this does not mean that doing shrooms ebfore work is a good thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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