Jaimoe Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 Who would drive you nuts first, forcing you to kick one ( or couple ) of the following off a deserted island?Ray Manzarek ( this guy would get my vote, with his 30 years of: Jim Morrison this, Jim Morrison that etc... ) Lars Ulrich Mickey Hart Ted Nugent ( at least he could hunt for grub ) Wavy Gravy ( not a musician, but he has made " Three days " into a career ) David CrosbyTrey Anastasio ( admit it - he'd never stop talking )David Lee RothJohnny LydonDave Matthews ( seems to be getting crazier as the years pass )Chad Kroeger Raine Maida and wife Chantal Kreviazuk, along with Chantal's dog Chanie. Axl RoseStone Temple Pilots ( all are supreme assholes, although some of their tunes are pretty good )That " She Bangs " Chinese dude from American Idol Gene SimmonsCourtney LoveThe following Zappa kids: Moon Unit, Dweezil and Ahmet BonoDave GahanGrace JonesThe ProclaimersStingSean Cullen ( from The Producers and Corky & The Juice Pigs fame ) PeachesElvis Costello and wife Diana KrallPhil CollinsBilly Bob ThorntonThe Gallagher brothersBrian Wilson ( sure he's a genius, but he's also nuts )The Osbourne kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 Chad Kroeger, although I'd kinda like it if that island turned into Battle Royale, with everyone hunting each other down... (If you don't know what I'm talking about, rent Battle Royale... very entertaining) AD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you trying to steal my heat with a Survivor knock-off?? Who do you think you are? Hux? If I was on a deserted Island with that cast of characters I would kick myself off first because that island would degenerate into a hissy-fit warzone as soon as they all realize there's no more Dasani bottled water left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted April 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 Chad Kroeger, although I'd kinda like it if that island turned into Battle Royale, with everyone hunting each other down... (If you don't know what I'm talking about, rent Battle Royale... very entertaining) AD I'm a HUGE Beat Takeshi fan and I rented the Special Edition DVD of Battle Royale a month ago. It fucking kicked ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted April 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you trying to steal my heat with a Survivor knock-off?? Who do you think you are? Hux? This is kind of an anti-Survivor list. I hate the real program Survivor, but I like your version. Everyone on my list is crazy and/or annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassedOutGuy Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 my simplest first round answer... all of the above.... whose kiiding who.. lars... man that dude gets under my skin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 Lars Ulrich I loved BR too. Too bad BR2 sucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Freak Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 Diamond Dave would have to go...I like him the best out of the Van Halen singers but when he opens his mouth to talk...eeewwww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Musicface Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 Jaimoe, if I didn't know you worked at Much I'd have to tease you mercilessly for knowing the name of Chantal Kreviazuk's dog.I think the funniest thing would be to get Ted Nugent to hunt Lars Ulrich and Axl Rose for sport, then after he'd finished them off strip the Nudge down, strap a bunch of raw fish on him, and feed him to some hungry bears.(As a matter of fact, if you look at Jeff's video on the CD-ROM portion of Uncle Seth's Lame Suburban Poetry, you can see us talking about kicking Ted Nugent in the balls. But that's another story...)I must say though, a couple of your choices are questionable. Brian Wilson isn't annoying nuts, he's unfortunate and sad nuts, and you've got to give him props for Pet Sounds and some other amazing music before depression and asshole opportunists turned him into what he is now. Sting may be an arrogant SOB, but at least he backs it up by trying to do interesting things musically all the time. I've always thought of him as sort of the Neil Young of pop, you may not like everything he puts out but he's always trying different angles and not just resting on his laurels. Plus I think he'd be an interesting guy to hang out with on an island, at least he'd have lots of funny stories about fighting with Stewart Copeland. And Dave Matthews is crazy, but he's crazy in a "weird cousin" sort of way, and would also be good fun on the island I think. Apparently he tells lots of great fart jokes. Plus he's way more entertaining musically since the Dave & Friends tour this winter than he has been in almost 10 years.Peace,Mr. M. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 I'ld vote off Jaimoe. Admit it people, this is just duuuuuuuuumb. I know cats and dogs that are more creative than this. Heck, most cats and dogs are more creative than this thread. So, you dont like some 'artists' because of your job, we get it for the thousandth time, but dont vote of the Chinese 'She Bangs' kid. Vote off the 40,000 people that bought his debut album. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe.ron Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 What I want to know is why Warren Haynes isn't on the list? He'd get my vote for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Raine Maida and wife Chantal Kreviazuk, along with Chantal's dog Chanie. They all drive me fucking crazy. 'Specially the dawg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhishyK Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 I'd hold William "She Bangs" Hung's head underwater! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted April 16, 2004 Report Share Posted April 16, 2004 Hung Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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