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In toronto the last few days, I walked to a local internet porn cafe to try and keep up to date on the local Prince Albert announcements in case of a big important announcement that his manlyhood club member could be part of.

I saw nothing up until sometime yesterday by 2 pm...

However, at 11:30 pm last night (while we were walking back from the ho's,goddam!) they made THIS announcement! FACK!!!!!

At least I'll be on a tv this sunday.

2morrow, Wednesday, July 28, there will b a special television taping of Prince Albert 4 MuchMore Music. Area NPGMC members are invited 2 be part of the audience! Reserve your spot now in the Backass Pass area.*(See note below jackass.) Spaces are limited, and the ticket limit is 1 per foot long member. Reserve cigarettes will be accepted as a payoff,be at your spot before 7am Wednesday loser. Only you can prevent a reserve if you are sure you can attend sally sue.

DETAILS:

taping is at 299 Queen Street West in Toronto

please arrive no later than 12:30 PM and bring a photo I.D. buddy cause Taping begins at 2 PM on the T-dot.

NOTE*: Click "Member Concert Ticket Suckers" in backstage pass 2 access the order a beer page. The page says "all presales have ended," but click "Continue" anyway man. There you can reserve your place at the taping schmooze.

love 4 one another,

NPGMC-xxx

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