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Who's got my heady wife, or,,,,


Jared

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you know. Phish. Gill. gil.

i know i was reaching for that one!

thanks for clarifying Phred

and if that wasn't the confusing part...this single cowboy is giving JRoc a run in the who's got my heady wife posts

i wouldn't turn down a lovely lady if she cared to join me at a gathering of love and peace in the backwoods of Quebec ::

bring `em on!

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good lord personal ads are everywhere! that's retarded.

If You Ain't Lovin', Then You Ain't Livin'

(sung to a country beat):

If you got a Cadillac boy

and a 40 room shack boy

A bucket full of money

and a tree full of honey

but if your gettin' no huggin'

no smoochin' or a muggin'

If you ain't lovin'

than you ain't livin'

If youÕre ridin' on a gravy train

instead of walkin' down loverÕs lane

You can't make hay boy

cause your goin' the wrong way boy

You gotta get a little honey

it's better than money

If you ain't lovin'

than you ain't livin'

If they call you a big man

cause you got a lot of bottom land

If you're kin to the President

and ya get help from the Government

but if your gettin' no attention

you're better off on a pension

If you ain't lovinÕ

than you ain't livin'

If you got a string of long cards

and your smokin' them four-bit cigars

you ain't so well to do

unless you get a little coochy-coo

it takes a little bit of smackin'

or your lifes lackin'

If you ain't lovin'

than you ain't livin'

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