Lazlo Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 I was kicked out of the Mandarin before, that 6 lb burger would go down like a 5 dollar whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 Here's what Rome had to say: The old 96er, at Denny's Beer Barrel Pub, outside of State College, PA has a 6 pound burger on the menu. If anyone can finish the burger, along with the 5 pounds of ‘fixins’ that come along with it, inside of 3 hours, then the $23.95 price is waived. You also get t-shirt, a certificate, and “other prizes” if you can take it down. And up until recently, no one was able to take ye old 96er down in the required 3 hours. Even competitive eater Eric ‘Badlands’ Booker, all 420 pounds of him, was unable to do it. And this is a guy who has eaten 49 glazed donuts in eight minutes. If a guy that can kill over 4 dozen doughnuts in 8 minutes can’t do it, then it can’t be done, right? Wrong. Kate Stelnick, a 19 year old college student from New Jersey knocked the disgusting thing back in 2 hours and 54 minutes. She weighs in at a very petitie 100 pounds, barley cracking triple digits and she killed it? That is easily the most revolting thing ever. The burger has the following dimensions. It takes 45 minutes to cook, and weighs 6 pounds. You also must polish off all 5 pounds of fixins, which include one large onion, 2 large tomatoes, a half of a head of lettuce, 1 ¼ pounds of cheese, the top and the bottom bun, and a cup of mayonnaise, a cup of ketchup, a cup of mustard, a cup of relish and a cup of banana peppers. And oh yeah, some pickles because you need the pickles. Kate at all of Denny's burger and still lived to tell about it. “I just saw it on TV and I really thought I could do it. I felt very full, but I was too excited that I ate it to actually notice.” Stelnick says that she didn’t eat for 2 days leading up to eating the burger. Great! Good for you. You're a tremendous glutton. You risked your health for a free hamburger. You must be very proud. Seriously, enough of this already. It’s embarrassing. There are people who don’t have enough to eat, and we are trying to find news ways to make people sick by eating too much. It’s offensive and disgusting. I don’t need to see some 100 pound woman swallow 11 pounds worth of food in three hours. What’s the point? So, she can get a free burger and a certificate? Look, if you want to debase yourself and eat like that, then I guess there is no stopping you, but stop pretending like you actually accomplished something, because you didn’t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 I wonder if Kelly-Anne could swallow that thing down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 Went to the Works tonight. Ordered the Kraft Dinner burger. fu©k that place is awesome. I want one of their hoodies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 So... How is it? As good as a Kraft Dinner burger sounds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 Sure is Del! I plan to get the peanut butter one next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 Well, that's funny...I just polished off an Overtime Stack!!! Two big patties!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 Wow. Whilst we were there, Barrett figured one of the take-out meals would be yours at some point. That's hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 BBQ sauce and cheese...and some chipotle mayo!!! Damn, I'm a glutton!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 hahahahhahahahhahahaha!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 I MUST go to The Works... It's a 10 minute bus ride down Bank for me... Maybe in a couple weeks? Who's in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 I'd be up for that, but the one in Westboro is easier for me to get to. (The timing is important for me, too: I need to get dinner eaten between about 4:30pm and 6:00pm, plus or minus a bit.) At the very least, we should wait for Velvet to get back, as I know he'd be interested. Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 OK, let's set it up... I can take the 95 to the Westboro station, how far is it from there? As long as I can walk it, I'm cool... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 I've walked it before; it's not more than a couple of blocks. Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 Fine... When Todd gets back let's go get us some Works burgers! (I'm going KD this time... too good to not grab!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 I believe it's a hamburger with Kraft Dinner instead of cheese on top... How good does that sound? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 KD and cheese. I recommend getting bacon on it as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 I'm ALL ABOUT bacon... Sweet Booche, thanks for the recommendation... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 Del...It's half the walk on the way from Westboro station to my house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 Dude, I'm SO in... You want to come 'dinghy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 Mmmm... Bacon and milk... (Said in a Homer voice...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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