Hendershot Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 Finally, somebody in a chicken costume who will do whatever you want. :: http://www.subservientchicken.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 He wouldn't take a dump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 wtf is that all about?? is that supposed to make me hungry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 What? The guy in the chicken costume or the dump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 the fu©king guy in the suit??!! that's messed up sh!t! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 I'm trying to get the guy to kill himself, no dice thus far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 That ones been around for quite awhile.Theres also:http://www.subservientpresident.net/http://www.subservientblair.com/http://www.subservientstickman.com/Or visit virtual bartender....http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 that was disappointing. i told the cicken to rise up and overthrow it's mammal overlords and it just stood there pecking at the ground. and the fact that this page is put on by burger king is particularly disturbing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakis Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 The president Bush wouldnt do one thing when i typed it, resign. Dammit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaidy Mae Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 That chicken's retarded! I couldn't get him to do anything good. When I told him to "fu©k off" he seemed especially upset. Burger King is one weird company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 Strange the chicken has the largest list of commands..Heres what he will do:hula hoop taco bell (a girl comes and dances) leave the room fu©k off taco bell (dances with a girl) dance like an egyptian tap dance ballet karate lie down (dif. than sleep) show skin snap your garters do the robot You're kinda creepy (gets way close to screen) sit down relax bang your head Are you lookin at me? Do you feel lucky, punk? Cry Show your chicken tenders (Moon) smoke a cigarette throw a tantrum stand on the couch clean the room hit yourself pillow fight kiss the pillow hit yourself with the pillow fight strip spin maybe yes hide behind couch pee on couch waddle die lie to me fly dance jump handstand spin around build a fort turn off the light watch tv fart moon me go crazy bows hokey pokey puke lol twist moonwalk play air guitar riverdance grab crotch rap sing get some dignity (angers chicken) hula somersault poop make a chicken sandwich lay an egg macarena clean up choke your chicken model ninja rock out breakdance shake it running man take a nap read a book smack your face bunny hop cartwheel search vomit lick your chicken toe no jumping jacks pat your head while rubbing your stomach Electric Slide Hump the chair Bows when told he's great! dance the ymca do a pushup do some karate Roll over peck flex hop on one foot stand on the couch get a book show some skin flap your wings stare at the camera shake your tailfeather go away strike a pose poke eye beg for mercy pray vogue use blanket kung fu shadow puppets scare surf play ball shoot baskets shake your booty shake your moneymaker yoga fence chicken sandwich cabbage patch moonwalk kneel (probably same as "beg") creep me out mask eat yourself self flagellate juggle ballet spit golf play baseball play football (American) play soccer tango make a picture shadow box disco dance do the splits bullfight thumbs up shrug the worm drink something chicken strip (different than strip) gay (does not like gays it seems) swim go fish do it doggy style headstand duck (walks around like a duck) mcdonalds rock and roll kiss off head bang line dance get lost be happy take a hostage show your teeth look behind you show your garder (2 different) Bogusky (advertising firm that came up with this.) Crispin (same as before - Crispin, Porter + Bogusky) hide romeo walk molt lay egg peck shake pee make love fire! do the monkey act scared be a baby eat burger king pick nose kiss me eat mcdonalds (gives the finger) Will do..sort ofstand on the ceiling rearrange the room flip me off masturbate get naked get funky tear the place up call home tear off chicken feathers take off pants take off mask squaredance same as electric slide compute destroy has strange resultsjoin PETA lazer off beek moonwalk michael jackson moves flap wings madly propose to me---------------------------And theres more.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 Anybody else want to work on a "subservientwookie" web page? Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 "subservientwookie" oh my...the lists we could create... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 the fact that esau had the time to compile the list of acceptable chicken commands floors me way to keep the weird level up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 the fact that esau had the time to compile the list of acceptable chicken commands floors me way to keep the weird level up! The chicken guy has been around for quite awhile,hence why there is such an extensive list easily available online. The power of google..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kc Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 chicken make lousy housepet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 i see. again, a quick google will provide. and no offense meant, i actually thought that you must have tried a lot of those requests! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 No offence taken actually,I just didn't want to take credit for somthing I had nothing to do with other then cut & paste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 No offence taken actually,I just didn't want to take credit for somthing I had nothing to do with other then cut & paste. Whatever, we all know that's you in the suit Esau. You should take credit where it's due. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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