StoneMtn Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Pure genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?Infants lack the necessary motor skills to copulate anywhere' date=' even if you could find a light bulb big enough for them to fit inside of. Dead babies lack [b']all motor skills. Actually the answer is as many as it takes to make a pile big enough for you to climb up and change it yourself. What's silver and red and bumps into chairs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 What's silver and red and bumps into chairs?My (former) neighbour's Porsche after his (former) wife drove it through the front window of the pub near where I used to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaidy Mae Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Dearest hamilton' date='I have 5 arms, but if you were to pass me on the street you would never notice. How come? [/quote'] Because I'm too self-absorbed to notice anything about anyone else. Correct! Well, also correct would be that I'm wearing a watch with 3 arms. Yes, dorky. I concur. Back to the more serious queries of the universe for you now. Thanks Hamilton!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Hamilton:If I am 4000 kms from Kaidy Mae's house, and I travel halfway there, and then travel halfway from where I am at that point, and then travel halfway from that point, and so on...When will I reach Kaidy Mae's house? Alternatively, is her house an infinite distance from mine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Brian - I love beer.-Marc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 What's silver and red and bumps into chairs?My (former) neighbour's Porsche after his (former) wife drove it through the front window of the pub near where I used to live.Wrong again. It's a baby with forks in its eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Brian - I love beer.-Marc.Would you please rephrase that in the form of a question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popo weenie Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 try crisco? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popo weenie Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 no he is very polite, especially if i put him in the pig pen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 Hamilton:If I am 4000 kms from Kaidy Mae's house, and I travel halfway there, and then travel halfway from where I am at that point, and then travel halfway from that point, and so on...When will I reach Kaidy Mae's house? Alternatively, is her house an infinite distance from mine?I don't know, but I've got advice for Kaidy Mae: move, QUICK - and get yourself an unlisted address! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 Brian - I love beer.-Marc.Would you please rephrase that in the form of a question.It looks like you both need to phrase your statements as questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 try crisco?I have in the past, but frankly I don't do much baking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 no he is very polite, especially if i put him in the pig penThat's not a question, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 hamilton - aren't you glad this thread is BACK? Cuz I sure am!!thanks for the entertainment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popo weenie Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 that is really funnyyou could try to steal a roll of bologna< maple leaf>or pay a drunkie to steal one for you they do that here ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popo weenie Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 look it smartie pant,s i know it,s not a questionbut the one n only lazlo asked what kind of cream was good? that was the answer, answer, answeras he probably spent all his money on expensive cream,s so i figured he could try it, so he could buy more soup as it is cheaper n does the trick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 hamilton - aren't you glad this thread is BACK? Cuz I sure am!!thanks for the entertainment!At the very least it keeps me out of making mischief in the streets, which is doing a great service to the general public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 look it smartie pant,s i know it,s not a questionbut the one n only lazlo asked what kind of cream was good? that was the answer, answer, answeras he probably spent all his money on expensive cream,s so i figured he could try it, so he could buy more soup as it is cheaper n does the trickGoodness, that's not a question, either ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 Dear Hamilton:[color:blue]Why do we have the word "flammable" and the word "inflammable"? Aren't we just asking for a huge accident to happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popo weenie Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 question period???????????????????????????????????????/ an answer please so what is my question? why do you want question,s as i hate question,s i like answer,s if i don,t know emm i make them up like popo weenie ca ca,d behing the woodpile\ look i made a backword slash, doing good for a new student eh????????????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 question period???????????????????????????????????????/an answer please so what is my question? why do you want question,s as i hate question,s i like answer,s if i don,t know emm i make them up like popo weenie ca ca,d behing the woodpile\ look i made a backword slash, doing good for a new student eh????????????????????? I'm sorry, I still don't see an actual question in there - or even a sentence, for that matter. How can I give the proper smart-alec response, if there's no question? Unless your question is, "What is my question?". In that case, I would say that, "What is my question?" is your question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 Dear Hamilton:[color:blue]Why do we have the word "flammable" and the word "inflammable"? Aren't we just asking for a huge accident to happen?It's to differentiate between a substance that flams in and something that flams out. Other adjectives include, but are not limited to: leftflammable, rightflammable, westflammable, eastflammable, northflammable, southflammable, and north-northwestflammable (none of these terms are to be confused with Lazlo's current state, which is positively flaming).So you see, it's all a matter trying to provide clarity. Now if we only knew what it means to "flam"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popo weenie Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 quwstion?are you normal with crazy people?do you sit on your ass all day?what do you do?are you a teacher?do you shit?do you take exlax?what did you have for supper?what time are you coming home?why do you want question,s ?does reply mean answer?now don,t tell me they are not question,s not sensible one,s but they are question,soh i can,t stand when someone is pickynow answer ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 quwstion?are you normal with crazy people?do you sit on your ass all day?what do you do?are you a teacher?do you shit?do you take exlax?what did you have for supper?what time are you coming home?why do you want question,s ?does reply mean answer?now don,t tell me they are not question,s not sensible one,s but they are question,soh i can,t stand when someone is pickynow answer ?I'm sorry, there is a limit of one question per post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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