StoneMtn Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Q: Did you get in a fight onstage on Wednesday? I heard some guy tried to grab your balls.Billy: No, not my balls. The guy came onstage, ran right up to me, and grabbed my shirt. Then Boogie, our guitar tech, came on to kindly escort him off and the guy was grabbing my shirt still. Boog pushed the guy, who then bit him in the head and got really physical. Boog had to push him over, they were on the ground, and the guy was very strong and very high. I could see Boogie was having a hard time with him soI put my guitar down and jumped on him, because by then he had grabbed Boogie by the nuts and was, basically, f---ing him up. So I punched him in the head a couple of times and grabbed him by the throat and started choking him so that eventually he would let go. But in a nice way.http://p206.ezboard.com/fupstreamdiscussiongroupfrm2.showMessage?topicID=1193.topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 somehow this makes perfect sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Can anyone explain to me why someone would do that? A person is at a concert, (presuably) having a good time, and suddenly thinks, "I know! I'll jump on stage and grab one of the band members! That'll make it better for everybody!" Huh?Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Well, after three hours of SCI wanking endlessly, with like the guitar player with the Rasta beanie on, maybe the guy was like 'Fuck you, pal' and wanted to take a beer bottle and smash it in his face.AD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 ".... this jamming is really PISSING ME OFF!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted October 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 I find that watching Velvet gyrate onstage makes me want to jump his bones. (But in a good way.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Speaking of revolting cocks............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grateful_dave Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Can anyone explain to me why someone would do that? A person is at a concert, (presuably) having a good time, and suddenly thinks, "I know! I'll jump on stage and grab one of the band members! That'll make it better for everybody!" Huh?Aloha,Bradits called drugs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Can anyone explain to me why someone would do that? A person is at a concert' date=' (presuably) having a good time, and suddenly thinks, "I know! I'll jump on stage and grab one of the band members! That'll make it better for [i']everybody!" Huh?Aloha, Brad its called drugs! or more accurately low quality drugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headygouda Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 The kicker is... the idiot who jumped the stage was turned over to the cops and busted for possession as well!! ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 Placeboabound!I think Drunken FratBoys On Coke wrote that tune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 I remember Zappa had a story about some joker who attacked him on stage once for "looking at his girlfriend the wrong way", and who actually managed to knock him off stage, which all went really badly; it put him in a wheelchair for the better part of a year and fucked up his throat, which is why his voice sounds so deep after about 1970. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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