AD Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 Apparently there are a couple commercials promoting the NBA right now that feature Ali G interviewing players... Here's the transcripts of them...Ali G / Kobe Bryant Ali G :: Check it. West Side. This be Ali G representing with my man Kobe Bryant. Yo, respect. Kobe Bryant nods head. Ali G :: How many springs does an official ball have in it? Kobe :: How many springs?... It doesn't have any springs in it. Ali G :: Why does it bounce then? Kobe :: It's air. There's air in the ball. Ali G :: Well, there's air in this room. How come this room ain't bouncin'? Silence.Ali G / Steve Nash Ali G :: Check it. I's here with Steve Nash. So, you was last season's most valuable player. Or as it's called... the MP3. What was that like? SN :: No, I was the MVP. Not the. Ali G :: MP3. SN :: No, I wasn't. Ali G :: You was the MP3. No disrespect but you is Canadian. You thought you could speak English, so. Shuh up. SN :: No, we speak English in Canada. Ali G :: Don't waste my time. SN :: Whatever you say. Ali G :: Can't understand what you're saying! You're speaking in Canada!Sascha Cohen is pretty funny in my books...AD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 I saw a few 'deleted scenes'The one with Nash was hilarious. Basically, AliG was questioning why he was in the NBA, being so short and all. Awesome stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted November 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 Are these on the internet anywhere?ad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 Probably. I saw it on the tele last weekend. It was a spot that showed the filming of the commercials (which I didnt know they were until now). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyC Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 get your hands on the Ali G second season if you haven't seen it. Pure Gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 Sasha's Borat character hosted last night's MTV European Music Awards shown on MuchMusic. One of his best lines came when he was introducing the Pussycat Dolls. It went something like this:" Get ready for the masterbation. Here's international prostitutes The Pussycat Dolls ". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Sasha's Borat character hosted last night's MTV European Music Awards shown on MuchMusic. One of his best lines came when he was introducing the Pussycat Dolls. It went something like this:" Get ready for the masterbation. Here's international prostitutes The Pussycat Dolls ".Hahahaha. Thats good shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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