dimafleck: the living legend. Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 whats the story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggest Fan Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 Some people say that he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dJEd Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 nobody fucks lazlo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shainhouse Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 Lazlo is an interesting alcoholic from Hamilton with a penchant for twelve year-old boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 Long, long ago; in a galaxy far, far away there once existed a small planet. It wasn't really a true "planet"; more of a large piece of dung expelled by a giant space creature long ago. The planet was called Lazlove.Over time, the fact that this planet was made entirely of feces began to become a problem. It wasn't a particularly stable mass, and eventually it began to deteriorate.Over a few millennia, the planet disintegrated to the point that it essentially exploded into tiny fragments of feces; more of a vapour actually. This vapour travelled through the universe for many millions of years. It was like a large cloud of feces; somewhat like a giant inter-galactic fart. After so many millions of years, that cloud was moved by many inter-stellar forces, that somehow caused it to surround the Earth. Eventually, the cloud began to consolidate and become solid again, and that caused a change in it's gravitational pull. This, in turn, caused the solid "cloud" to crash into Antarctica. Out of the wreckage of that pile of inter-galactic fart-cloud born of feces came a new creature; unknown to the universe before.We call that creature "Lazlo". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 whats the story?I'm whatever you don't want me to be with a pinch of oregano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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